History, Congress & The Black Sheep Party

Day 2,349, 08:46 • Published in USA USA • by GZA The Genius


Greetings,


Today we will start off with some Black Sheep history. After searching through the catacombs of the Great Barn, a shrine was discovered with numerous writings scattered around it. Today I will share with you some of the discoveries that were made.


Black Sheep History : Books From the Barn Vol. 2.3


When the Serbians first attempted to enslave the prosperous lands of eUnited States hundreds of years ago, a bold warrior stood in the wake of the destruction. A warrior that would bring honor to his land. This warrior was the Elder Sheep. (as seen below)






As we all know, Serbians are actually zombie-like creatures that feed on the flesh of cotton candy uni-llamas known only to inhabit the eUnited States.




A conservation program known as the Designated Ewe Rogue Paratrooper System (DERPS) was formed to protect the llamas.



When the creatures were cut off from their supply of cotton candy uni-llamas, they decided to strike, only to be met on the frontlines by the Elder Sheep. War was waged for 9 days of non-stop battle before the Elder Sheep had slain the attackers.


We will soon be releasing the first hand account from a young sheep that witnessed the Elder Sheep's display of miraculous war-fighting ability.



eUnited States Congressional Elections


We would like to thank everyone that has supported us and spread word of The Black Sheep in the weeks leading up to this election. You all have been awesome and I can only see an even brighter future in store for us.

Also, a special thanks to our friends that have shown boundless support. We are grateful to have a strong backing from other groups aswell who have the same interests in making eAmerica a place everyone should be proud to reside. The success of this party would not have been so great without you. o7



The Black Sheep Party


It is never too late to become a Black Sheep. Join us today in our campaign to preserve the dying species of cotton candy uni-llamas. Only you can prevent Serbians from depleting this nation's most precious species of flavorful perfection.

Link to join The Black Sheep Party can be found =>=>=>here

The only pre-requisite to joining is your name cannot be Pizza the Hut, Noobald Gipper Nooban, ILoveSerbia, etc.









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