Hi! I'm Derpy!

Day 1,812, 02:07 • Published in Australia Chile • by sjetteron

Hi there! I'm Derpy, mail and deliverypony, and now I am also a reporter of 'Derpy's News'! Here is where I will be feeding you the weekly news of eAustralia and its citizens! But before we get into all this news, let me tell you a bit about myself.


Now as I have said, I am a mail and deliverypony. I deliver most of your mail and newspapers that you read, I also end up sending quite a lot of the messages to the wrong people. That usually doesn't end well with my boss.


These would have to be my most favourite things in the entire world! You just can't get any better than muffins!

But even though I deliver the news, and I like muffins, how did I get into reporting for news? Well as I was delivering the mail one day, I met a really nice pegasus called seekjet.

I had forgotten all about his mail, which eventually turned out to have fallen out of my bag (I wonder how that happened). Anyway, he asked me if I had thought about reporting for the news, not just delivering it, so I gave it a try, and here we are.


OH! I almost forgot, I need to report the news! How silly me!

Well lets start with the eChile invasion and the PTO. We currently have no land, and our government is being internally invaded. NOT COOL

The more important situation would be the PTO, as we can't do anything once we lose our government. So at the next elections, vote Ranger Bob. He's a true blue Auzzie that can help stop the PTO.
The other issue (the eChile invasion) also needs to be ended, so fight in as many wars as you can, as hard as you can. eAustralia needs YOUR help. Join IRC server 'Rizon' channel #ausrep for live updates.

Thanks all for reading, this has mostly been an introduction post of myself. I will be reporting weekly from now on, so you'll be seeing a lot more of me. Thank you for reading, now I am going to go eat a few muffins, and then head off to bed.
~Derpy