HEY PEACE!!!! PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE!!!!!!

Day 676, 17:01 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten

Fresh off their "conquest" of North America PEACE has decided to attack another imposing target on the world stage, the "imperialistic" nation of North Korea. Sounds ludicrous doesn't it? Well, that is the realm of logic that PEACE currently lives in. Anybody that opposes them no matter how small and weak, inevitably gets crushed by one of their members. This weeks stooge to destroy the helpless appears to be Iran. This is the same Iran mind you that got kicked in the balls up in Canada. Evidently not quite feeling up to snuff after getting beat like a red headed stepchild, Iran has decided to get healthy by kicking around North Korea, which at this point is essentially the same as beating up a kid in a wheelchair. Why you ask? Well, it is all very simple. How about we look back on some recent history.

Back towards the beginning of the war when Russia, Indo and Portugal where running rampant across the United States and North Korea did something very brave. They attacked Russia to serve as a blocker. They were no real military threat. They simple acted as good allies and attempted to stall Russia while the USA got back on its feet. Basically North Korea is getting punished because they have BIG BRASS BALLS. They have balls that other countries, cough...eUK...cough...cough, seem to have checked at the door a long time ago.

So what is this rant about Josh? Well, I just want every citizen to consider this. We could easily have PTO'ed Mexico and Columbia and wrecked their ass this election. Why didn't we? Well, because their is no sport in conquering little countries no matter how misguided they are. We are also intelligent and thoughtful enough to realize that the true key to victory in this war isn't about taking pawns, but about attacking the opposing players' King and Queen. Many times during the course of this war have members of this government received pm's from countries like France, Columbia, and even Portugal. All of these PM's pretty much said the same thing: "We didn't want to attack you, but our allies demanded it." Is this the true nature of an alliance? Is it natural to threaten the people who support you with reprisal if they follow their conscience? Is it right to eradicate small countries simply because they stand against you? So my message for PEACE today is this: Grow a sack, come on back, and pick on somebody your own size!!!