Hey Ireland...........How do you like 'em apples?
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by Citizen 4945322
Let's all laugh at Ireland. Whilst we dine on fresh fruit from acroos the sea. Mmmmmmm...pears. Anyway, enough of the gloating. *Takes small bite out of apple, pausing for effect* Yes, Ireland are not so good when the Croats and Bulgarians are busy fighting. I wonder why that is. Eastern Europeans fight all your battles for you, do they? Once again, it is looking more and more likely that Ireland will be wiped by the end of the week. Congratulations Kevy on your first victory as prime-minister.
Oh, I don't know if I can finish these. Might just have to bin them.
In other news, here is a great idea for a new territory. Adjacent to Scotland is the cool country Norway, who recieve freezing temperatures for half the year and are nowhere near as cool as the mighty eUk, if thats the impression you were getting. With only TWO, not ONE, not THREEDEN, But TWO alliances it might be the perfect time to strike, before Sweden beat us to it. And those two alliances are with the strange countries Greece and Finland, who are basically useless, especially Finland who spend half the time wiped.
Man eating Irish apple!
Also, USA's brief folly into Europe seems to be coming to an end, with Spain reguarly attacking the few areas USA control. It is a far cry from a month ago when ONE were briefly irritated by the Americans and began on a quest to take over, before China got their interest. ONE has serious ADD's.
So to recap, I'm eating Irish apples.
Ahhh! Irish-man-eating apple!
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Mmmm apples...
This is the reason this stupid war will never close, new UK players actually think the Irish care. Great plan on attacking Norway, lol.
typically droll British humour
dry as a pommie's towel
LOLOLOLO
@moomoohead
You mad Ireland?
Yes but while your laughing at the 160 Irish players whose regions you occupy; the rest of the world is laughing at Britain (ONE included) that this is all the 650 Brits can aspire to. And you require regular assistance to maintain this accomplishment.
You left an alliance because of Ireland,
Your media is Eire-centric,
Your politics are Eire-centric,
Your military is Eire-centric,
Nobody can even think of eUK without thinking of eIreland.
Because Ireland defines Britain in this social game.
Those apples are delicious
Professor. Really?
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
@Emwolb. Yes. Really. I'm just taking my chance to gloat.
It's adorable. So cute. Keep up the good work.
@Sweetdrinker: You say we require regular assistance to control you. Well, last time you people got near London I'm pretty sure your army was about 99.99% Eastern European. Don't through stones in glass houses. Oh, and @Louise, its not British humour. I think you will find the newspaper is Scottish, which is kinda evident from the title.
"Yes but while your laughing at the 160 Irish players whose regions you occupy; the rest of the world is laughing at Britain (ONE included) that this is all the 650 Brits can aspire to. And you require regular assistance to maintain this accomplishment."
I don't think any of the Ireland battles have been COTD this week, or in a long time in general. And no, we don't have expansionist aspirations, we're much too busy aspiring to help our allies any way we can. How do you like them apples?
They are nice. Granny Smiths?
Sweet Drinker, to try and claim that is such a folly, when you know the opposite must also be true, only to a greater extent.
160 irish players?? i thought there was only 4??
^there's about 4 that fight
"Yes but while your laughing at the 160 Irish players whose regions you occupy; the rest of the world is laughing at Britain (ONE included) that this is all the 650 Brits can aspire to. And you require regular assistance to maintain this accomplishment."
At least eIreland still has friends o7
Jerry, I thought Scotland was part of what is laughably called Great Britian, or is it the UK now?
We will see about prising away from your sweaty grasp 9 counties or so, Little Britian lol
And Dan there is at least 5, count me thanks
Moriarty:
ofc Ireland needs assistance, we need 3 allied soldiers for every 1 of ours just to field an = amount of players to you. What sort of response do you expect to such an asinine statement? "Duh"?
Rooke:
Aspiring to help your allies? That's great. Will there be a memo informing the world who your allies are this week?
Tomazin:
Because struggling against an enemy x4 our size is more humiliating than struggling to manage an enemy 1/4th your size?
lol
lol S.Ribeiro, Ireland has friends? You call those EDEN/Terra backstabbers of yours friends? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Oh Ireland : D