Hey, Dio! - part 2

Day 317, 05:58 • Published in Iran Iran • by Poupak

Central Intelligence de Admin, CIA, announced today that they have started to investigate the new 9/11 case in the eRepublik. They believe there is a plan to attack every country in the world and trade centers alternatively in 10/11, 11/11, 12/11, and so on. The case main suspects are Paki Monkey (secret code: 5476) and the dangerous SPY and Mafia leader of the ePlanet, known as Dio, eDio, or as French say, eDiot.

The case is handled by the chief inspector of CIA, a beautiful Chinese officer aged 18+ and her assistant, a Google search expert Indian boy, aged 10.

The CIA French spokesman added today:
“Je suis no French! … oh sorry!
We are still looking for more clues and need more Search Engine Experts. Fortunately, after a few seconds of investigation, we have found following messages between Monkey and Dio, eDio, or as French say, eDiot.”

The 1st message from Monkey to Dio:
Paki Dio,
V1 new, go to Rio, write a bio, wanna be O……….sssamah Bin Laden?

And Dio’s answer to the 1st message:
Monkey Viva!
You know!
I’m a Diva, and a Shiva, now in Riva, Wanna be A…….…l Qaeda!

The 2nd message from Monkey to Dio:
Hello Dio, or eDiot,
In the V1, people riot!
Find a plane, and a pilot.
Fly, try, hit the building, and only and only then jump out!!

And Dio’s answer to Monkey:
Hey Donkey!
There seems to be a problem in the plan but I can’t figure it out.
There’s something WRONG in the last part! You know?
......
And that’s the end of the news for today.
As usual, your comments are welcome and votes appreciated!