Here is a fact about a fact!!!!

Day 2,129, 12:49 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

Here is a fact

Krakken was 7th in the Epic Warfare Competition



Here is another fact



Ireland was 7th in the Epic Warfare Competition

Remember these 2 facts. Now forget these 2 facts. In Damniac( or that dahmn maniac as his mother likes to gossip about him in her basement. See how I cleverly twisted the facts- **yes his mother is living in his basement*😉 words we mustn't idolize facts.

You see facts is dangerous. A fact might jump you in the night. Think I’m kidding – Go walking in your neighbors yard nekkid every night for a few weeks. The fact is your neighbor might get peeved off at the weird nekkid walking neighbor in his yard every night and might jump you one night and fight with you.

[WARNING: DON DO THIS IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR IS EITHER MIKE TYSON OR LENNOX LEWIS – as they probably will join you and 3 people walking nekkid in peoples gardens is just effin mad]

Now returning 2 facts the fact is that apparently some hypothesis of Kant was stalked by Dahmniac so in love was he with this fact.

The fact would wake up and find weird little gifts at his doorstep. The fact would look around after picking up the gift and the fact would say to itself WTF “WHAT THE FACT “

Things quickly boiled to insanity as the fact noticed one night as he was taking a shower that some heavy breathing was apparent to his hearing senses and the fact was it was not his own heavy breathing. As the fact ran to his door with only a towel he saw a weird little man trying to pull his pants up running away.

THE FACT GOT ANGRY. THE FACT MET UP WITH OTHER FACTS AND THEY FORMED HYPOTHESIS ABOUT WHOM IT WAS THAT RAN WITH HIS PANTS HALF DOWN AWAY FROM KANTS FACT.

THEY WERE EXTREMELY ANGRY ABOUT THIS APPARENT PERVERT THAT WAS THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE FACT AND HEAVILY BREATHING IN EXITEMENT.

They felt however pity for the poor dirty facts that lived in this perverts dirty mind. Poor poor dirty facts.
They held meetings and exchanged many facts. Finally they formed a task team and decided to trap this dirty pervert right in the fact sorry I meant act.

Fact is late that night Kants fact played his favorite piece of music and by coincidence the fact was this was also Dahmniac favorite piece of music. The fact put his shower in max mode so that the music and shower water pounding down could be heard from afar.

Fact is this worked like a bomb and Dahmniac could not resist the temptation. As Dahmniac bend over and was rubbing the glass to have a look at the fact he felt someone tapping him on the shoulder. Immediately the fact noticed that this was a philosophy student of professor Smith who was often expressing the fact to many students. The fact would drift upwards from the book in the buff and walk amongst the student in the buff because it was a nudist fact and he appreciated students puzzled expressions as they mulled the fact through their heads. To clarify its not a fact about the nudist movement but the fact is a nudist.

Dahmniac however pushed the fact out his way and ran away from the fact. At home Dahmniac had quite a time and hit his head several times on the wall over his sick perversion to the fact.

To quickly conclude the facts of this matter: Kants fact got a restraining order. However this didn’t help Dahmniac obsession and the fact was still stalked. Thereafter the fact hired a hitman who hit the wrong geek with green glasses that always hangs around in the local bookshop’s “Philosophy – section” and that look like he just swallowed a lot of facts and wants to share these facts with someone else.

But do you know the most disturbing fact: The fact is that this was the piece of music that both the fact and Dahmniac rated as their favorite

Klik to see video of the mentioned music