Here I Am. Rock You Like A Hurricane.

Day 1,007, 13:02 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Steve Steinbeck

The you in that title referring to Londoners.



Herro London! I bring moustache and good music! ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y

I am Steve Steinbeck, 5x congressman, 2x PP, 1x minister, 3x judge. I have previously represented them Geordie folk and more recently the people who sit at a fire in smoking jackets. But now, I am here to rock London like a hurricane. I would make references to New Orleans, but the last guy to do something like that got a bit of backlash.



As a member of UKRP, I represent all you Londoners who enjoy sipping tea whilst enjoying a spa session from your balcony overlooking the working-class peasants. And even if you don't class yourself as one of these beautiful people, you can still vote for me because anybody's better than this guy. He's a cockney for goodness sake - do we really want that sort in our aristocratic halls of parliament?



Vote me for London! (:

Yours,
Steve Steinbeck
Representing the people who matter.

P.S. Here's some Lucy Pinder: