Here I Am. Rock You Like A Hurricane.
Steve Steinbeck
The you in that title referring to Londoners.
Herro London! I bring moustache and good music! ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
I am Steve Steinbeck, 5x congressman, 2x PP, 1x minister, 3x judge. I have previously represented them Geordie folk and more recently the people who sit at a fire in smoking jackets. But now, I am here to rock London like a hurricane. I would make references to New Orleans, but the last guy to do something like that got a bit of backlash.
As a member of UKRP, I represent all you Londoners who enjoy sipping tea whilst enjoying a spa session from your balcony overlooking the working-class peasants. And even if you don't class yourself as one of these beautiful people, you can still vote for me because anybody's better than this guy. He's a cockney for goodness sake - do we really want that sort in our aristocratic halls of parliament?
Vote me for London! (:
Yours,
Steve Steinbeck
Representing the people who matter.
P.S. Here's some Lucy Pinder:
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I'd vote this guy.
London bridge is fine, Big Ben and parliament are fine aswell...
but Lucy... yummy xD
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Voted! Vote Steve Steinbeck in London for one of the best Congress candidates!
Woldy already used article title before, UKRP is fraud.
We'll trade you Sarah Palin for Lucy Pinder 🙂. Hell, we'll just give you Sarah Palin.
More boobs and you've got my vote