Help South Korea!

Day 898, 09:25 • Published in USA Japan • by Joey Sonno

People of the United States:

As I write this, the Japanese Diet has voted to declare war on South Korea. We have done the Japanese no harm; we pose no threat to them. They do not argue otherwise.

It would seem that this small country, so recently a “Righteous Nation”, is now in a major alliance with the United States, and takes that as license to wage war against smaller neighbors for lulz and profit. If they get into trouble – say, if eSK signs an MPP with Russia, as some in our congress want to do – their bros in the eUS will come and bail them out.

Does this sound familiar?

The Japanese are US allies, but their attack is not a Brolliance initiative. Come to Korea and fight for our independence. Send a message to the world that the US stands for the weak against the strong. Send a message to your allies that just because they are in the Brolliance doesn’t mean you will back their every misguided maneuver. You’ve been there before; don’t let Japan take you there again.