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Hello Finland, nimeni on Rastafu

Day 2,316, 07:44 • Published in Finland Portugal

• by Rastafu

All hail mim!

Hi Finland, let me introduce myself.
I'm Rastafu, the beloved totalitarist dictator, half god and every girls dream from ePortugal. I'm in a new adventure, traveling the eworld stealing wives in every nation and destroying some marriages. And I'm here not only for that, but to know something about your culture.

If your women are nice enough, maybe I'll settle here. I came prepare😛

I know already that your language is pretty fuck3d up, but I'll try my best.

I'll try not to spit on your faces wile practicing.

And tell me

If it is this way... did I won?

I'm looking forward to experiance your famous summer

If it eventually comes...

One thing is for sure. You're brave and proud people. Who fought the russians in WW2 with much courage, throwing Nokia cellphones to their heads. And even outnumbered you won.

You can always walk tall and proud for that o7

I'm hoping to have some fun here and disprove everyone that the finnish have a nice sence of humor.

See you in the battle field o/

Hail to the king, baby!

Hail boobs!

btw, Juhannus Petrus is my bitch
http://www.erepublik.com/pt/citizen/profile/6584661

Comments

Rastafu Day 2,316, 07:52

Pole!

Mac7even Day 2,316, 15:40

pular no teu próprio artigo é feio 🙁

Rastafu Day 2,316, 15:40

A culpa é do Profeta Eric.
Fiquei com a mania da perseguição 😒

Mac7even Day 2,316, 15:42

eu gosto que ele venha pular nos meus artigos. ele já sabe pular como deve de ser.

Mac7even Day 2,316, 07:53

eu e o meu avatar fofo viemos aqui votar 😛

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:01

A tua visita com esse avatar faz-me repensar o meu e quase alterar o actual por este: http://i.imgur.com/KfcLmGU.png
Assim ficavamos a combinar :3

Mac7even Day 2,316, 08:03

ohhhhhh, ficava-mos tão fofinhos 😛
Depois viramos amigos 4ever
Arranjamos uma musica e um cumprimento especial
e vivemos felizes para sempre. yei!

Phoenix Arise Day 2,316, 11:22

Ca panelerice vem a ser esta? 😮

Rastafu Day 2,316, 11:47

Não fiques ciumenta Adrii, já sabes que sou só teu < 3

Phoenix Arise Day 2,316, 15:21

lol...

MagicTitans Day 2,316, 15:04

O.O

tiedotusministeri Day 2,316, 07:53

portu gese pto you

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:05

Can you repeat that? But this time in a language that exists, please 😉

tiedotusministeri Day 2,316, 08:56

poli tical take over

Rastafu Day 2,316, 09:06

no no ...
It's "political take over". No space in between.
Like it's not "portu gese", it's "portuguese".

Try to be more friendly. It won't hurt

tiedotusministeri Day 2,316, 09:06

portugese? Well, vhy not

tiedotusministeri Day 2,316, 09:09

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tiedotusministeri Day 2,316, 09:10

but välkom tell me why political take over?

Rastafu Day 2,316, 09:09

Closer... with a "U". Portuguese 🙂
And I don't care for politics. So breed deep and relax 😉

Tiffany Ray Day 2,316, 10:04

Portuguese, oh 😃

GimliPertti Day 2,317, 04:52

Porto geese? As in birds from Porto?

tiedotusministeri Day 2,316, 07:56

go away!

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:01

I feel so welcomed 😃
If all finnish are like you I´ll stay for a wile.
What a warm reception, thank you < 3

Pilde Mong Day 2,316, 08:15

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2199826

She was voted as woman of the year 2013 in eFinland.
So she can maybe show you some tits 🙂

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:19

Are all women in Finland this pretty? 😃

Pilde Mong Day 2,316, 08:26

No, she is a special case.

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:27

She's adorable :3

Ripperi Day 2,316, 08:55

Kendo love you long time. Sucking action 5 dollar, Rimjob 10 Dollar.

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:58

I like rim jobs :3~
Sounds like a deal

Ripperi Day 2,316, 09:20

Okay, just contact him in private chat, he might do it for free. He likes little if the hole is bit dirty.

Rastafu Day 2,316, 09:23

I can fart while is performing it

Ripperi Day 2,316, 09:23

Oh yes, you are going to get it for free.

Jack Pirate Day 2,316, 08:25

Votado! Boa estadia por ai Rasta!

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:24

Pode ser que depois vá ao Brasil para um bom choque térmico xD

Werde1 Day 2,316, 08:29

Wellcome!

Werde1 Day 2,316, 08:36

Being Finn is more than words. Here is good example, its in Finnish but pictures will tell you the most important points
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ikimuistoinen-vestlandetin-taistelu--2385667/1/20

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:46

http://i.imgur.com/WhDMsju.png
Than I think I'll fit in well 😃

Werde1 Day 2,316, 10:20

Yes, you seem to fit in well 😃

MrFluffy Day 2,316, 08:50

Remember, there is no return rights for finnish girls... you take one, you keep it - forever... hehe

Rastafu Day 2,316, 08:52

It's polygamy an option here? eheh

MrFluffy Day 2,316, 08:55

I'd like to see that wonder that someone can handle more than one finnish girl 😛 You are welcome try 😉 (polygamy is not well received in general in here, thats my experience 😃)

MrFluffy Day 2,316, 09:00

Some reading:
http://telefinn.blogspot.fi/2012/05/running-around-aimlessly.html

Rastafu Day 2,316, 09:01

ty for the wellcoming 😃
And not sharing the same opinion of tiedotusministeri up there.
Will try my best to succeed were you have failed. Maybe I realy can't handle more then one finn girl, but I'll try it anyway eheheh
I'm greedy and horny huehuehue