Hello, Cuba! (Rum inside) [EN]

Day 3,102, 08:33 • Published in Cuba Iran • by Janty F


Greetings, citizens of eCuba,

as your newly arrived citizen, I should introduce myself to you. My name is Janty F (RL Frank), and I'm former eCzech dictator, president, MoFA, MoD, etc. Few weeks ago, I've learned that you are building here a wonderful community, and you are looking for some new people to enrich your community and help you. And here I am!



Hopefully one of those greetings is in Spanish 😇 .

First of all, I need to say that I don't know Spanish at all. I know words like pole, subpole, votado and maybe a couple of other basic words, but that's really it. As a Middle-European, I didn't had a chance to meet with some Spanish speaking people or to study Spanish. Hopefully my skills will improve atleast a little bit while staying here 😉 .

Now when that's out of the way... I have decided to share some knowledge with you. As I have heard, both Cuba and eCuba are famous for its delicious rum. Well... you may not believe this, but I'm actually from a town, which has a rum factory too! We even have a petrol station there, which sells petrol AND rum. Incredible, right?



5 liters of rum, please!

Our middle-European rum is basically the cheaper version of Cuban rum. While you use sugarcanes and such, we use potatoes instead. Apparently, the difference is so big, the European Union even forbade us to call our product "rum", so that we can't confuse other people. But nobody cares about that anyway... 😛 .



The Czech "rum" is sailing to you, just like me! 😃

Hopefully you liked this article. Feel free to vote, comment, subscribe and such... because I'm sure you will hear from me more 😉 .

Yours
Janty F