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Day 1,400, 17:12 • Published in USA USA • by PencilPal

Hello and welcome to the Poor Man's Blanket, I'm your man behind the desk, PencilPal.



With Congressional elections just around the corner, I wanted to do a little more personal article. I am a champion of civility in all forms, and so it would feel out of place not to write an article about campaign civility this close to congressional elections. Here goes.


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Campaign season can be pretty sucky for everyone. It sucks for the Part Presidents who have to run everyone fairly and try to get as many of their own in congressional seats as possible. It sucks for those running who have to put up campaign articles then deal with the stress of having people decide their worth. It sucks for the voters who have to keep up with 400 articles flooding the newsfeed and stressed out prospective congressman shouting up their own articles. Take a deep breath in, and let it out.


Just like this guy

Don't let frayed nerves and stepped on toes get the best of you, and get you to mouth off. Keep a level head and an open mind. Don't hate these "horny Federalist a-holes" because they run in the same state as you. Don't pass off judgement on anyone as "another USWP pawn" or "AMP jerk" or "Libertard." All these insulting epithets are the intellectual property of the Poor Man's Blanket, all rights reserved. Don't let party loyalty and unnecessary division blind you to the truth: Everyone wants Congress full of the best qualified and active individuals, regardless of party. It's stupid shortsighted thoughts that keep getting these damn impeachment attempts.

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