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Day 697, 10:25
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by Mahlak Dependus
I am running for Congress in Scotland!
That's right, this amazing personality is available for you at the low, low price of clicking Vote on the 25th.
Taking a leaf from the books of those more experienced than me, I'm not going to promise you the heavens because I know I can't deliver that. However, what I can promise you is that I will do right by the UK. There are people better than me who can handle the proposals and laws in the UK and I trust them to continue doing so. But you can trust me to approach each proposal logically and make my own decision about it rather than following the crowd.
My past roles and achievements include:-
- Private of the Royal Navy
- East Midlands Councillor of Finance
- Apprentice in the UK Ministry of Home Affairs
- Congressman of the Jerusalem District in Israel
- Economic and Financial Advisor for Israel
My current roles include:-
- UK Ministry of Foreign Affairs Ambassador for Serbia and Slovenia
- Prospective Officer of the Royal Guard (Will update)
I am a highly active player and I am regularly involved in the important events in the UK. I am around pretty much every day, available for a chat or any questions you might have.
I will save the haggis!
And as a present to those prospective voters, here's some lovely boobage:
That's right, this amazing personality is available for you at the low, low price of clicking Vote on the 25th.
Taking a leaf from the books of those more experienced than me, I'm not going to promise you the heavens because I know I can't deliver that. However, what I can promise you is that I will do right by the UK. There are people better than me who can handle the proposals and laws in the UK and I trust them to continue doing so. But you can trust me to approach each proposal logically and make my own decision about it rather than following the crowd.
My past roles and achievements include:-
- Private of the Royal Navy
- East Midlands Councillor of Finance
- Apprentice in the UK Ministry of Home Affairs
- Congressman of the Jerusalem District in Israel
- Economic and Financial Advisor for Israel
My current roles include:-
- UK Ministry of Foreign Affairs Ambassador for Serbia and Slovenia
- Prospective Officer of the Royal Guard (Will update)
I am a highly active player and I am regularly involved in the important events in the UK. I am around pretty much every day, available for a chat or any questions you might have.
I will save the haggis!
And as a present to those prospective voters, here's some lovely boobage:
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I'm Cody Fraser , and I approve this message .
Umm...you need to go on the forums so we can sort out who is really running in the South East. Karacticus has approved Graham Fortune and me to run in the South East.
My bad, I totally forgot about it.
No problem, I'm sure there is loads of room to run somewhere else.
Maybe it also a good idea to move to the region you're running for congress on.
voted for the lovely boobage 😃
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lol. Hey Aidan cool page.
Cool page, but sadly it doesn't look like you're taking our region seriously enough. Fun is ok, it has its place, but there are issues at hand.
Issues such as what Simon? I'd be quite happy to chat with you and quell any fears you have.