HE HAS RISEN

Day 4,525, 10:24 • Published in USA USA • by SColbert

After the sabbath, as the first day of the week was dawning, Animis and the other woman, Evry came to see the tomb.

And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, approached, rolled back the stone, and sat upon it.

His appearance was like lightning and his clothing was white as snow.

The guards were shaken with fear of him and became like dead men.

Then the angel said to the women in reply, “Do not be afraid! I know that you are seeking SColbert the crucified.

He is not here, for he has been raised just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay.

Then go quickly and tell his disciples, ‘He has been raised from the dead, and he is going before you to the eUS; there you will see him.’ Behold, I have told you.”

Then they went away quickly from the tomb, fearful yet overjoyed, and ran to announce this to his disciples.

And behold, SColbert met them on their way and greeted them. They approached, embraced his feet, and did him homage.

Then SColbert said to them, “Do not be afraid. Go tell my brothers to go to USWP, and there they will see me.”