HASSAN MUST BE IMPEACHED!

Day 625, 00:16 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Dodgy Dude

Edit: Guys ffs, this is a joke. Get a grip


HASSAN PESARAN CLEARLY DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY, AND HE CERTAINLY DID NOT DESERVE THAT ELECTION! ]

CLEARLY, THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED SO I WOULD ONLY COME SECOND! CLEARLY, THE BEST CHOICE IS TO START AN IMPEACHMENT AGAINST HASSAN!
I SHALL DO THIS MYSELF.

I URGE ALL CONGRESSMAN TO FOLLOW MY LEAD, SO AS TO BOW TO YOU LEADER, DODGY DUDE!

WHAT DID HASSAN DO LAST MONTH?

HE MADE US JOIN PEACE, WHEN STAYING AS ATLANTIS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER! FIRST FAIL.
HE MADE US FIGHT IN WARS, WHERE WE MUST HAVE LOST THOUSANDS OF BRAVE CITIZENS! SECOND FAIL.
HE TURNS A BLIND EYE TO MEGHANS BABY EATING HABITS! MEGA THIRD FAIL (NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMBABIES)
HE SAYS THIS IS FUN?

THIS IS HELL, NOT SPARTA!

SO ONCE AGAIN, I URGE YOU. VOTE YES ON THE IMPEACHMENT, AND LET ME RULE YOU!



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