Harvad University Returns

Day 1,945, 22:41 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Marmaduke IV


From the clouds descended a airplane. Crimson in color, embrazened with the word "VERITAS" across the side. The natives, all gathered around that warm summer day in Limpopo airport could not believe their eyes as the door opened and out stepped scholars, their combined IQ larger than that of the entire country. Perhaps the continent.

"We are here to help you"

A muscular, oiled and masculine man came from the plane's door. He streched his muscles.

"Do not be afraid"

Everyone knew who had the authority, the congress and president of eSouth Africa gracefully bowed.

Now they could see Prof. David and his other peers.

"We will make eSouth Africa an economic superpower that will last for a thousand years. If you do not resist, we will rule the eWorld" heeded from the muscular man.

The administration of this little country nodded. They are smart enough not to doubt this strange newcomer.

Words came from Prof. David's mouth:

"Everyone will be able to afford more stuff. There will be no more differencies in salaries anymore. Everyone will be equal" He stated

"No longer will the elitists oppress the citizens in the name of security. The people will rise up."

The natives seemed quite astonished. How could this be possible? Yet they were smart enough not to question the newcomers.

A man wearing what appeared to be a solid gold headpiece stepped out from the back

"We... are from Harvad University"