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Happy valentines day!

The Rape Potatoes wishes you all, except the crab people, a really nice valentines day - Even though we all know that valentines day is a occasion created by Hallmark and the evil Crab People just so they can sell more flowers and greeting cards; thus making the world a horrendous place to live.

Huzzah to you all.

We also addresses this message to all the people that are alone on this evil day. Yeah, I know. Just another day when all the “happy people” parades around the streets, wearing nice dresses, nice shoes, nice hats and nice flowers just to take the LONG way to the restaurant, again just to show of to more single people - Yeah, it sucks. But at least you are not alone. You have us, the Rape Potatoes, and we say to you, the single person: “Just you wait, haha. The Crab People have made it mandatory to give chocolates as a gift, and chocolates leads to “heart diseases” They are celebrating the heart by poisoning it!!!

Who’s the loser now?
Not us, that's for sure.

But if that’s not enough, we have more! Morten, The master of fang fishing, have a special gift to you all 😁 Something that you can show off t your friends, and say: “Look at this fine piece of ***. Yeah! That’s all mine”

So without further adu:

Something for the boys ❤

NICE!!!

And something for the ladies:

OMG, that's hot!

What about this cuddly fellow:



This message was brought to you by The Rape Potatoes. Keep it sexy 😁