Happy Saturday (02/04/12)
Day 1,537, 14:02
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by Levif92
Happy Saturday Everyone! Enjoy!
Fun Fact of the Day:
There is enough fuel in a full tank of a Jumbo Jet to drive an average car four times around the world.
Quote of the Day:
"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
-Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)
...We've learned plenty enough from playing with you, Plato...
Comic of the Day:
Optical Illusion of the Day:
Those lines are straight, bitch. Straighter than pizza will ever be at least.
What's Going On:
1.Going to the Polls
Remember this tomorrow when you go to the polls! VOTE...or just shut up.
2.Birthday Time Tomorrow!
That's right bitches...tomorrow's RL cake time for our dearly beloved Jude Connors.
Gift Ideas:
Wait...something's not right...
or
Buy for a Friend
Make sure you get the fella something nice.
3.Mexico Draws Near
Having conquered another region from the Croats...
The Taco Bellian Regime is moving closer and closer to our border, with Taco Bells springing up faster than yellowstone's geysers...
Pretty soon, the US may be facing a dilemma that looks a bit like this:
4.Spain Still Gone
Let's just say I could have used yesterday's picture and you would never have known...
5.Britain's Back
...Who could've guessed this shit...
6.Poland
Poland's a nuisance as usual...
7.Serbia
The Serbians are running with their tales between their legs from the Croats who are running with their tales between their legs from the Taco Bellians who are running with their tales up and asses out...towards the US border.
It's like a twisted Russian doll
I think that's all for today. Remember to Read, Vote (my paper), Sub, Shout, Vote (President), and buy lavish birthday gifts for Jude! Hope you enjoyed this edition! Happy Saturday!
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Comments
The introduction is a great catch! You are very funny too!
I will FEDEX my gift to Jude. He's my favorite "delivery man"!
Thanks for the shout-out, Brah!
Voted/ BEEEEEEEN subbed!
Actually Serbians are not running at all. They are fighting for Mexico in Mexico instead of Balkans. That's why they are losing regions back at home They want to bring Croatia back to Balkans. And then they'll attack Croatia.
Voted and suscribed, your papers always make me laugh and give me something to look forward to! 😃
"It's like a twisted Russian doll" xD
More alluminium for Jude Connors. Happy birthday.
You are amazing.
Thanks for your work!
Poland comment edited out
Blowin' in the Wind is for the readers, not for me...therefore, I have removed the polish comment due to multiple negative feedback comments to it.
Again, I don't intend to offend anyone. Just humor, sarcasm, and satire for shits and giggles
I don't remember the Poland joke 😐
thanks Levif92. deleted my previous comment.
It's always a great read! Thanks Levi! Happy Saturday!
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New paper avatar? Nice.
Yeah, I decided to go with something that goes with the paper, instead of just my game avatar
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very good one! v+s
"Those lines are straight, bitch. Straighter than pizza will ever be at least."
Implying that Pizza the Hut is gay is a gross insult to gays.
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@Jon Barack Bluejacket
This is true
But every demographic has its "embarrassments" ---
The ones that even they shun
Pizza is one of these, "embarrassments"
Love the articles and silliness. This paper is the only reason I go on the Warfare analysis page.