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Happy Retirement from Politics, Custer!

Day 1,039, 23:54 • Published in USA USA

• by Jameson L. Tai

Okay... regardless of how you may think of him on the job, you have to admit - Custer's done some great things for this country.

Now that he's retiring from politics, I figured he'd enjoy an awesome retirement party... full of middle aged women with tiny pets to keep Custer company...

Unfortunately... the stripper we hired to hide in the retirement cake (Lana) lost her dentures somewhere between the health clinic and Wal-Mart this evening... so... we had to make certain "changes" to the itinerary...

Don't worry, we sent her off to the CDC... the "agency" sent in a replacement after I threatened to sue...

First off... here's your cake:

And...the replacement from the "agency":

We wish Custer the best of luck at the Cavalry's Public Affairs Office writing for The Saber.

Hey, it could be worse... he could be retiring to do this:

As much as I'm sure I'm going to see random people dissing Custer... try to keep it respectful...

Congressman Jameson L. Tai
The Great State of Louisiana
Party President of the American Military Party
eUS Cavalry First Sergeant, Ranger Team 1 XO
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The American Military Party is now the American Defense and Trade Party!
Official IRC Channel on Rizon: #ADTP
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Comments

wisicn Day 1,039, 23:55

Cthulhu.. Day 1,040, 00:23

He'll be back.

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,040, 01:01

please allow me to be the first jackass in the parade to troll that crazy old bastard. Congress may be losing a member, but the Tin Foil Hat Brigade now gets his full attention.
oh, wait...

hey, thanks for the cool send-off, Jameson.
cake, dancing girls, friends and enemas.. what a party!

Dio Soryu Day 1,040, 04:34

"Okay... regardless of how you may think of him on the job, you have to admit - Custer's done some great things for this country."

I've yet to hear any examples, and I've been asking a while.

You invite this attention Custard. We've lost interest several times and you just keep rattling our cages. Seems usually around election time too.

But the petty name calling never gets old, Custard. So noble. So chivalrous. So valiant. I wish more children on this game were real men and called people names over the internet. 🙂

Max Wallingbottom III Day 1,040, 07:13

I'm gonna miss him.

Kishvier Day 1,040, 08:42

Custer, you've been a huge help to me these last few months, and I hope you still run around working with the AMP. You've done your country a service.

rivere123 Day 1,040, 10:01

I support this man, and he is winning. Doesn't this make you all secure?

Candor Day 1,040, 19:28

I'm just here for the strippers. But if you notice me, I'll run away, before you ask for my cut.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,041, 12:04

and nothing of value was lost.

Lieutenant Scheisskopf Day 1,041, 13:30

"Custer, you've been a huge help to me these last few months, and I hope you still run around working with the AMP. You've done your country a service."

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