Happy Monday

Day 1,511, 09:33 Published in USA USA by Levif92


Happy Monday everyone! Thanks for all the comments, votes and subscriptions. Enjoy!

Fun Fact of the Day:
It takes the Hubble telescope about 97 minutes to complete an orbit of the Earth. On average, the Hubble uses the equivilent amount of energy as 30 household light bulbs to complete an orbit.

Quote of the Day:
"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee."
-Tellis Frank

Comic of the Day:



What's Going On:

1.France/Spain


A big fail for the US in Argon. We lost the region yesterday to a RW from Spain. However, we're holding off RWs against Aquitaine fairly well and have maintained control of our three French regions.

2.Update on Mexico


Mexico failed to gain control of the Valley of Mexico region yesterday but is now attempting to gain control in the SE of Mexico region. My guess is that they may be going for a pincer movement against Croatia given that they already control Croatia's western outlet in the Baja region. It may work if they are first successful in reclaiming the SE of Mexico region.

3.Update on the UK


With a three-pronged attack against Ireland, Canada, and France, it appears that the UK is desperately trying to regain some of its territory. However, this triple assault isn't an offensive move just to gain regions for the sake of expansion. The UK is acting defensively and attempting gain regions in order to prevent itself from being wiped off the face of the map.

4.Serbia and the Italian Peninsula


Let's start with the Serbian mainlan😛 Attacked in two regions by Albania in the south, Serbia is also concentrating its war efforts to attack Bosnia and Herzegovina in the north.
Italian Peninsula: Serbia is still standing strong on the Italian peninsula but seems to be getting weaker each day. Having been attacked by Slovenia, Croatia, and Italy in the past few days, Serbia now finds itself only battling Italy in the Basilicata region. Italy, perhaps feeling overconfident, has decided to also attack Croatia in the region of Molise. This division in war efforts may create and interesting opportunity for Serbia in the next few days. Italy will most likely remain a 'happening' place for a few days or even to the end of the week.

5.Poland Taking it Slow


Having successfully conquered the Hrodzienskaya region yesterday, Poland is taking it's rise one step at a time and seems to be slowly advancing eastward. Currently attacking the region of Vitsebskaya, it appears that Poland seems to be planning one of two things: a)Move north into Latgale, Lithuanian Highland, or Dainava and the divide and conquer the already embattled nations in this region, or b) Move its advances south and continue to take over Belarus and all of her regions.

6.Korea, please stop crying, stop crying, stop crying


China tried singing this song to Korea to get them to stop crying over Kim il Jong...
"Baby, please stop crying, stop crying, stop crying
Baby, please stop crying, stop crying, stop crying
Baby, please stop crying
You know, I know, the sun will always shine
So baby, please stop crying ’cause it’s tearing up my mind"
When that didn't work, China just decided to wipe them off of the map. Fin.


That should about wrap up this edition. Leave any comments, suggestions, or howdy-dos in the section below. Happy Monday! (Monday...Happy...yeah right)

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