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Happy Monday All! Sorry about my absence yesterday. I had way too much work to do and didn't get home until late. Hope this edition makes up for it. Also, I've decided that since the bulk of my homework, studying, and writing papers gets done on the weekend I'll condense and just do a weekend edition of the paper on sunday instead of one on saturday and on sunday. Weekends tend to be slower anyways, so I usually find my sunday paper to repeat my saturday paper anyways. Hope everyone understands! On with the show...

Fun Fact of the Day:
It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.

Quote of the Day:
“You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.”
-Michael Pritchard

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Meme of the Day:


What’s Going On:

1.Mexico


Mexico's finally gained a region in the Valley of Mexico.

2.Spain


Spain's still waging RW's in Asturias.

3.England


England has a strong holding of three regions.

4.Poland


Poland's been beaten back a region. One region further away from hot turkish chicks.

5.Serbia


Serbia has recovered from its hangover and has begun rebounding back.

6.30% Gold Bonus


Not necessarily new news but just wanted to let everyone know before it ends.

7.Q2 Training Upgrades



Always innovating for new ways to make money, Plato has decided to unleash the Q2 level to the training grounds. I predict we'll have all the way up to Q5 soon.

That's all for today folks. Remember to Read/Vote/Sub/Shout!

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