Happy Father's Day from the eUK - Day 2,770
Vexing Chaos
Oh hai! Greetings and Happy Father's Day to all teh eDaddies and RL daddies out there. As some of you may know I jumped across the ePond to a long standing enemy. Some of the biggest back stabbing bastards have called London and the surrounding counties home. As of late it's a bit more friendly so here I am.
Thankfully most of the twats are gone. Along with my eWifey HarliQuinn, I am here to help save the Queen from the likes of Ajay Doofo. Better known as Pizza the Gut and General Fartman Pee. I henceforth make it my personal vendetta to rid the shores of his ilk.
The game may be dying out but I won't allow him to suck the remaining fun out of it without a fight. I've already joined the UKRF party even though politics aren't much fun for me anymore. I've alerted the PP Appleby that I intend to run for Congress this coming term even though I'm new. There's two reasons for this.
1. A place held by me is a place not held by an Aflay Goon.
2. Any help I can be for the greater good I'll do so while sacrificing myself.
TL
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Comments
Good read.
Votes for butts.
Dat ass doe!!!! Amirite?
I think he writes articles just so he can post half naked women....
probably the case...
Abort! Abort! We've been discovered.
Could have just started with the ass imo and I'd vote it.
I'ma reporting him to plato. :v
so do I, but mine have a ginger theme
Meh, there is already a whole rebellion force inside the UKPP putting things right. We are the 47%!
He's eCanadian so I know he's trustworthy
Will you be my daddy?
You know why they call him Chance don't you? He took a Chance without a condom and that is how come he now gets to celebrate father's day.
votado
Why? This guy is a wanka
Fk off fatty.
this guy is a mdfkin' genius
...and your daddy
No. He supported the PTOers in the US.
Weren't you a PTOer in America too though?
one of the best 🙂
Thorin was with the ATO Team. YOU supported the PTOers who occupy America.
I did? When?
Back to America with ye yankee!
You mad troll? Ye... you real mad. Don't make me come to Jersey. I can smell you from here.
Jersey is an island in the channel
You can role play all you want. A spade is a spade.
Back to the colonies with you!
Such banter.
\o/