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As many of you know, today is a holiday for all Americans. For those of you that don't know...well, today is a holiday for all Americans!

Today is Independence Day, a day recognized over the years to honor the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. The Declaration of Independence was the document the United States used to signify the "breaking away" from Great Britain.



Independence Day has been celebrated in the USA by people of all sorts of shapes and sizes. Mainly as an excuse for excessive partying, binge drinking, and the gluttony of hotdog/hamburger eating contests.



If I had to describe the United States in one word, it would be obvious of what my choice would be. Awesome.

We have given the world numerous reasons to love us, such as: Chuck Norris, McDonald's, credit cards, video games, and teddy bears. What the heck isn't to love about teddy bears? Not to mention, our music is the best.



If you aren't an American citizen at this very moment, I highly encourage it before the next Fourth of July. Everyone knows we are the most awesomest country in the existence of mankind. If you have any objections, please feel free to beat yourself with brick shaped eggs. Made of bricks.

But as my closing statement fellow Americans, may the beer flow freely and the women come easy. Do not drink and drive, and remember to have two bags handy - one for her and one for you in case hers falls off.



Happy Fourth of July, and enjoy your fireworks!

Proud Hillbilly,

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