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Hanging About in a Train Station Toilet Naming People's Penises

Day 4,565, 16:20 • Published in USA USA

• by RalphyNoPants

Greetings New Friends,

Let me begin with the inspiration for this article:

With that, I recommend that when you set your name, you set it to something you could also name your penis.

Best,
Ralphy

P.S. Do not forget that pants are genital jail, either a penis prison or clam slammer as applicable. Do remember to resist and escape your imprisonment at every available opportunity.