Hail Canadian Spirit

Day 618, 09:10 Published in Canada Canada by Rigour6

A couple of days ago, the leadership of NB Pride met. We had our little company, NB Forest Products, which you can look into past issues of this newspaper to see why we started it, mainly just for local pride, and because NB was a high wood area but with not even one wood company.

Most our members had moved to Ontario or Alberta for the fight, and were now resigning from jobs rather than work in occupied territories, which only lends support to our enemies. So we decided, rather than not work at all, let's open up a couple of positions in NBFP and at least work there. Minimum wage.

Then we got thinking, how many other people maybe are in the same boat, they have training in raw materials but no job, why not post the rest of the jobs to maximum efficiency? All we'll pay is minimum wage, but you never know.

Right now, minimum wage doesn't even buy food from the market, that's how great the sacrifice we'd be asking employees.

Earlier today, we had to let our lowest level employee, a true patriot go. The positions filled so quickly we couldn't believe it. The staff hasn't made a single complaint about the wages. Off their backs, the company is generating profits, which, as promised, we are piling into the war effort.

Earlier this morning, a level 6 skill employee accepted to work with us for $1.50 a day in order to further our profits, and through them, the war effort.

When we posted the jobs, we had no idea other people would be as nuts as we are to take them. We thought, what the heck, it can't hurt. We are frankly humbled at the true spirit of self-sacrifice and patriotism that would lead others to join us. We have changed the name to Canadian Freedom Wood to reflect their spirit, and our shared aims.

Brothers, we salute you. A nation which is capable of this can never be defeated, regardless of the might or wiles of our enemy.

We look forward to the day when our country is free, and our employees tell us to take our crummy wages and shove them. That will be a good day. But today we are honoured to count ourselves among you.




Vol 2, Number 4