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Guilt, Shame, Regret & Remorse: Press F to Pay Respects

Day 2,676, 01:47 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Hail Astrid

I was gonna keep quiet about it and take the secret to my grave.

Then I read this.

Here is a quote from the aforementioned article, presented by an attractive woman.

After seeing that I had to come out with the truth.

Yes.

Thank you for asking. Because I'm still a Young Citizen, which prevents me from voting.

Sadly, this has not been Photoshopped. ~~Because I use MS Paint~~

Now you're probably wondering, what in the world is a Young Citizen, and is this disease caused by vaccinations?

It basically means I haven't finished those beginner missions Plato throws at everybody, despite being on here for about three months. I haven't reached Mission #16: Become An Adult yet.

Picture😛 A list of stuff I can't do.

Because I'm still stuck on Mission #2.

This is getting embarrassing.

Why haven't I reached the rank of Private yet? Because I haven't fought once in my eLife.

Is it because of my steadfast morals? Is it because of my virtuous refusal to harm another person, even in virtual reality? Is it because I am too lazy to have to click a few more buttons?

Mostly, it's because I like the circle graphic of the recruit badge.

Was it worth it?

At this point, recalling my decision to put a picture of a yellow circle over the dreams of another person seems a bit tragic.

It was like the sad scene in Up. Except that the lady is Gali's dream and the old guy did bugger all.

If I had voted...

Which would have been interesting.

In conclusion, sorry for killing the dream of Gali4PP in March 2015.
This is the sincerest form of apology I know.

Comments

Hail Astrid Day 2,676, 01:56

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Sambo223 Day 2,676, 02:28

He'd of needed another vote anyway because Wookie is a higher level. Sorry to disappoint you too

Hail Astrid Day 2,676, 02:47

Oh, that's how they decide a tie? I thought it'd be something cooler, like another election :/

Sambo223 Day 2,676, 03:06

No that would involve effort. Something the admins appear to be allergic too

VoodooMike71 Day 2,676, 03:28

Sambo is wrong. In the event of a tie, the secret "Paper Scissors Stone (not Rock - this isn't the US FFS)" module is invoked, and much fun a hilarity ensues. Honestly.