Guess Who's Not Running for Congress
Massacar
Guess Who's Not Running for Congress... This guy.
To the great relief of all of my would-be opponents, I'm not attempting to run for congress in the slightest bit.
I know many of you who aren't reading this don't care a fig about this at all, in fact neither do my readers!
But I'm here to tell all of you that i'm not throwing my hat into the ring.
Those of you who are reading this are probably wondering why the hell i'm bothering with this, and the answer is simple. It's late and i'm bored. Plus if I own a newspaper, why not use it every once and a while.
To everyone who made it through this embarrassment to literature, cheers
Have a good day everyone
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I like your article!!.Very readable article.Keep going on Massacar!!.I like you,you are good chap,honest friend!!.Voted,subed!!!.
Tasty.
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I'm really curious as to what your other comments may have been lol
I had a really clever comment but then I realised I wasn't in the eUK, so it would make me look stupid. I then tried to explain by deleted comment and I failed. As for exactly what I posted, you will have to bribe me first...
Best article in the UK right here.
Good luck in your noncandidacy. You will certainly make a great non-CM!