Guess Who's Not Running for Congress

Day 2,287, 18:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Massacar

Guess Who's Not Running for Congress... This guy.

To the great relief of all of my would-be opponents, I'm not attempting to run for congress in the slightest bit.
I know many of you who aren't reading this don't care a fig about this at all, in fact neither do my readers!
But I'm here to tell all of you that i'm not throwing my hat into the ring.

Those of you who are reading this are probably wondering why the hell i'm bothering with this, and the answer is simple. It's late and i'm bored. Plus if I own a newspaper, why not use it every once and a while.

To everyone who made it through this embarrassment to literature, cheers

Have a good day everyone