Guess Who is Running for Congress?
General Cornrow Wallace
That's right. I am bidding to pop my congressional cherry, in West Virginia no less. So, I implore those reading this, to stop on by, and give me your vote.
Now, I will not be laying out a plan of sorts, because if I do not deliver on my 'promises', then I am nothing but a liar. But, I will try and get as much public feedback on whatever may come up during my term as a Congressguy. After all, you, the citizenry, are the ones who can get me there, so why ignore your opinions.
You may be wondering "Why should I vote for this nobody, when I can go vote for someone more famous or awesome?" Well, because I feel that congress needs new blood. I can deliver that, with a side order of winning. Duh.
So again, I ask my readers, to drop on by the beautiful state of West Virginia, and make sure to vote for Rusty_Shackleford. If you need a ticket, I will be providing. Of course a hot meal will also be provided. I may even give you some sexual healing. You never know.
Babe(she supports me for Congress):
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GL!
Good luck mate
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GL pal
I'd vote but citizenship hasnt been accepted yet lol
Good Luck
Go for it! (nice babe)
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