Gossips about smee again

Day 1,510, 13:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by columbia

I don't think I have to introduce you our today's guest,I am sure everyone knows smee again

1.thank you for this interview,you only asked 50 times to make you my special coffee so i really apreciate it,how are you?

The truth is I've been better. You see this annoying Irish woman has been sending me PM's every single day for the past 3 months to do an interview! I have always rejected interview requests and have never done one before, something which I have told her, but this crazy woman has driven me nuts. Hopefully now I will get rid of her!

By the way, I have never asked you to bring me coffee, i've demanded it. Anyways before we begin with this interview, please know your role, do your job, and go fetch me a coffee. Thanks.

2.how difficult is to be in HQ of 2 alliances?


Being in the HQ of two alliances is no more difficult then somebody that's just in EDEN HQ. In EDEN HQ we actually have quite a demanding role to play and a specific job to do but in ONE HQ you can obviously tell by the results that we don't actually do anything.

-Since you are the SG of ONE, can you name all it's members?
Of course, Serbia and Poland.

-Wait.. ? What?? What about FYROM, Indonesia, the UK, Sweden, Iran and Slovenia?
Who?

3.is it true that your next target is a pto in a position in HQ of terra?

Yes, I am currently planning on joining Terra HQ but not by PTO. I am not Serbian and do not support PTO's of any kind! You see, if you are asked to join and appointed to a certain position it's not actually a PTO.

4.why do you change cs so often?no country cant stand you and try to get rid of you?

I don't actually change CS, I get deported, usually as the result of a peace agreement. For instance, in the current EDEN-Sweden peace negotiations Sweden has agreed to accept me as a citizen in return for the release of all their regions and a non-agression pact.


5.do you honestly believe that trolling EDEN in your articles have some infuence?

I have never trolled EDEN in their articles. In fact, in all EDEN articles, I in my official role as ONE SG, have asked them repeatedly for hints, tips and suggestions on how to properly run an alliance.


6.In the past few weeks we have seen the erasure of Hungary, Sweden, Poland, Iran, Indonesia and the UK. What can we expect from ONE in the near future?


Why of course the erasure of FYROM, Serbia, Spain and Slovenia! This will be our greatest success, the erasure of all our countries within one month!


7.Many people are confused, one day you are Greek, the next you are in FYROM, then Turkish, Polish, now you are Bulgarian. What exactly is your nationality?

The DNA test is inconclusive.


8.Anything else you would like to say?

Yes. Long live Serbian bonuses!




Thank you for this interview.
Be quiet and go make me a sandwhich