GOOFY E-REPUBLIK FACTS!!!

Day 1,615, 11:39 • Published in Greece Greece • by tompola

I don’t want to offend the creators of this game or the game itself with the contents of this article. I’m writing this just for fun. As with every game, so does eRepublik have some parts that are unrealistic and I just wanted to share some with the community! JUST FOR FUN!!!!🙂

Well it’s a war game so lets start with the battle part..
Let’s assume I’ve killed approximately 25 “people” since may e-birthday (November 30th 2011). That means I’ve killed almost 3125 people in this game… And I’m pretty e-young. Imagine how many people have died during the bloody course of this bloody blood game… calculate it yourself… we e-republicans are serial killers…

yet the only ones who ever get killed are those who wish to bring life to the game by making multies!!!😛

Dang it… now that I think of it again… … 3125 kills…. I’m a serial killer… a terrorist...



Now let’s go to weaponry…
Ok so I have nothing to say for the two first ones (the uzi-thing and that sniper-thing)
But after that we get to some serious stuff..
Q3 weapons: a truck which carries two massive cannons.. I mean look at it.. those babies can really do serious damage!

But no it’s weaker than those funny looking missiles of the q4 helicopter-thing and the tiny barrels of the q5, q6 tanks.
Yup take another look!




And then we go to the bazookas… Aaaah yes here is the REAL paradox!

Lets see the strongest weapon we can produce the q6 tank! It deals 120 bonus damage for 6 hits. The bazooka however deals 10.000 for 3 hits…
Q6: 120x6= 720
Bazoo:10000x3=30000
30.000 divided by 720=aprox.13,88
Sooooo… a bazooka deals 13,9 more damage than a tank!!!

And there is even more!!
Once you have gathered the bazooka pieces, including ONE missile, you can shoot that ONE missile THREE (3) (iii) (τρία) times!!!!!!
We’re talking about some hard-core technology here people!!!

TO HELL WITH LOGIC!!!

And one last thing…
Hey mr.Smith can we have a look at the storage facilities?


Merci!

Look at that cuddly little storehouse!🙂 That can fit 1000 units in it… but what are units?
Well you can fit 1000 loafs of bread in it for example… ok sounds logical…

But you can also fit 1000 tanks in it to! Wait… what???????
mr Smith can we have another look at it?



JUST LOOK AT IT!!!
That thing can fit in it a THOUSAND TANKS!!!!!

again let me say
TO HELL WITH LOGIC!!!!!!

May you all have a good day or night wherever you are and whenever you are reading this pointless article!

Plz at least vote it!!🙂