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Goku and Horice: A Shocking Scandal

Day 1,882, 14:37 • Published in United Kingdom

United Kingdom

• by James Scarlet

In an interesting turn of events, The Scarlet Letters have found that Horice Fossil, noted leader of the Real Spamicans, is the secret father of Goku Jones, current Sage and MoLA. The mother is unknown, and speculation is welcome.

Who is the mom? Leave answers below.

*Edit*: Take a vote! Is the mother:
A Lily Jayne
B Artela
C Meghan
D Paris Hilton

Cheers,
James Scarlet

Comments

BigAnt Day 1,882, 14:59

xD

Alphabethis Day 1,882, 15:16

hahaha, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!

WayneKerr Day 1,882, 15:33

twas funneh...

lancer450 Day 1,882, 15:42

lol'd

CptChazbeard Day 1,882, 16:39

We will see you in court over this. The bastardised ownership of Basil Jones could not befall a true gentleman. We therefore see this as slander.

N W G Day 1,882, 18:40

lilysummers has to be a front runner

Elle Roslin Day 1,882, 19:19

Artela

Septuagenarian Day 1,882, 23:07

Funny, but true. 😃

Horice G Fossil Day 1,882, 23:49

I admit I spread my seed freely,
after a scotch or two or seven,
so I suppose it could be true;
GOKU I AM YOUR FATHER?

Horice S

Topher Fair Day 1,883, 09:30

I'm older than Horice! DUM DUM DUM dum dumduma.

Sven Goran Duran-Duran Day 1,883, 10:54

lol'd

Mr Woldy Day 1,884, 03:21

I AM MOTHERCUS

Danie Fox Day 1,884, 04:18

Goku's mum and Horice's foetus? : S

Ullok Day 1,884, 14:13

Meghan?

Douglas Mckeever Day 1,884, 14:14

I've heard rumours that it's either Paris Hilton, or that fat skank from TOWIE...

Theopano Short Day 1,884, 14:14

>>I'm older than Horice! DUM DUM DUM dum dumduma.
He has a time machine too? The plot thickens!

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