"China has angrily declared their intention to send an NE proposal against OUR bro, Brozil! In an attempt to scare off China, we sent an NE proposal against Taiwan so that China would be too busy to attack Brazil. An all-out Brazil-China war would help no one."
Well, Gee! How surprising this is! China wants to attack Brazil! Ah, I totally agree with the Americans, that all of us, the citizens of the eWorld, must work together to stop China from invading Brazil at all cost! Now, in order to stop the ambitious eChinese, we must set up a good plan. That's start off by analyzing how the eChinese may attack Brazil, and the possible routes that the eChinese might be taking, should we?
This is probably the most direct route. The only region Brazil has in Asia is Visayas. China can attach Visayas, an original region of Philippine, by first attacking Luzon. The eChinese can either attach Luzon first, or go Guangdon > Southern Taiwan > Luzon. Both methods would allow the eChinese to execute their evil intentions to bully the poor eBrazilians.
Well, but of course, there is a SLIGHT problem - both Luzon and Southern are in Taiwan's hand! I guess the eChinese have got to attack Taiwan first, before they ever reach Brazil, eh? Well this sounds a bit troublesome, due of the problem of switching NE and all that. Let us see if there are more convenient routes?
Ah ha! Go across the Pacific without touching Luzon! This avoids the Luzon problem, and threatens the security of Brazilians in a much more direct manner! You know, the previous route ends at Visayas - an Asian ex-Philippian region that has no connection to the Brazilian capital. As much as we believe that the Brazilians have the right to claim every region they own, Visayas is still, nevertheless, a bit...far? Well then! This new route would reroute the eChinese to attack Pacifica, a South American-region that is much more closer to the homeland of Brazilians! Of course, we cannot let this happen! I mean, yeah, this route is KIND OF FAR, Pacifica still does not connect to the Brazilian homeland, and this route still involves having to NE Taiwan, in additional to the problem of having to break through Mexico and the Southern half of United States, but hey who cares? They are the crazy evil Eden-puppet fake eChinese! They would screw us and threaten our security no matter what! Even through we are half an earth apart! BROZIL FOREVER!
Ah. Now. OK. As it seems like, in order for the eChinese to actually attack Brazil, they would all have to attack Taiwan first. Since their intention to attack Brazil is UNDOUBTEDLY CLEAR, there is no doubt that Taiwan would very soon perish; because, obviously, if Taiwan does not perish, China would be UNABLE TO ATTACK ANY BRAZIL TERRITORY! I mean, Gee, thank god that there are some GEOGRAPHICAL DIFFICULTIES between China and Brazil, or else our BRO might be under attack right now, eh? God bless America (and nobody else - well maybe besides from our bro Brazil)!
Now that's go to our Q&A corner, to answer some questions that our fellow Americans may have!
Q: Why was this article published in China? Aren't you Chinese?
A: Chinese? What do you mean? There is no Chinese in the game, as STATED CLEARLY by our president Cerb! I am an RL American, who is in eChina to fight off all those god-knows-where-they-are Eden spies and puppet master; 100% loyal to the eagle, and our glorious country! GOD BLESS AMERICA (and nobody else)!
Q: Er, wouldn't China get itself a border with Brazil, if Brazil advances and secures itself some more Asian territory? You know, so that, in that case, China wouldn't have to wipe Taiwan first anymore?
To get itself to be directly threatened by the evil eChinese, Brozil would certainly have to...er...advance, a bit more. Fight hard, Brozil! Fight hard so that you would advance! Fight hard, so that you would have to face a threat, to be in a situation in which you would have to share a border with the Eden puppets! Fight, Brozil! Fight hard, so that you security would be threatened! Fight hard, so that the evil eChinese can attack those regions of yours that doesn't even connect to your mainland!
Q: There must be other ways for China to attack Brazil!
A: Yeah of course. Let me give you some examples..
All of them are VERY REALISTIC threat to our bro, Brazil! I mean of of them involves going across half an earth, but of course, the evil eChinese would all do that no matter what! We must protect Brazil, our best pal forever! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
"中國憤怒的表達了他們的意圖...他們想攻擊我們最重要的兄弟, 巴西! 為了要讓中國知難而退, 我們對ROC提出了NE法案, 讓中國會太過繁忙而無法攻擊巴西. 一場全面的巴西-中國戰爭對誰都不好."
A: 啊？Cerb不是說了嗎？GFW把大家都牆掉啦！沒看見偉大美國總統，Cerb的聲明嗎？就和他所聲明的一樣，寫這篇文章的當然～是外國人～喔 >_0！其實我是美國人，大家全部都不知道！所以會很熱心的幫美國來分析這些東西，也是十分自然的啦！天祐美國！
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