Ambient on/off

Sign up

 

Continue

Continue By creating an account you agree to the Terms of Service & Privacy Policy

God Bless America! An analysis for fellow Americans on this war

Day 1,838, 20:04 Published in China China by myexp

Previously, it was annouced by our president, Cerb, the current president of the eUSA, that:

"China has angrily declared their intention to send an NE proposal against OUR bro, Brozil! In an attempt to scare off China, we sent an NE proposal against Taiwan so that China would be too busy to attack Brazil. An all-out Brazil-China war would help no one."

Well, Gee! How surprising this is! China wants to attack Brazil! Ah, I totally agree with the Americans, that all of us, the citizens of the eWorld, must work together to stop China from invading Brazil at all cost! Now, in order to stop the ambitious eChinese, we must set up a good plan. That's start off by analyzing how the eChinese may attack Brazil, and the possible routes that the eChinese might be taking, should we?

Route 1:


This is probably the most direct route. The only region Brazil has in Asia is Visayas. China can attach Visayas, an original region of Philippine, by first attacking Luzon. The eChinese can either attach Luzon first, or go Guangdon > Southern Taiwan > Luzon. Both methods would allow the eChinese to execute their evil intentions to bully the poor eBrazilians.

Well, but of course, there is a SLIGHT problem - both Luzon and Southern are in Taiwan's hand! I guess the eChinese have got to attack Taiwan first, before they ever reach Brazil, eh? Well this sounds a bit troublesome, due of the problem of switching NE and all that. Let us see if there are more convenient routes?

Route 2:


Ah ha! Go across the Pacific without touching Luzon! This avoids the Luzon problem, and threatens the security of Brazilians in a much more direct manner! You know, the previous route ends at Visayas - an Asian ex-Philippian region that has no connection to the Brazilian capital. As much as we believe that the Brazilians have the right to claim every region they own, Visayas is still, nevertheless, a bit...far? Well then! This new route would reroute the eChinese to attack Pacifica, a South American-region that is much more closer to the homeland of Brazilians! Of course, we cannot let this happen! I mean, yeah, this route is KIND OF FAR, Pacifica still does not connect to the Brazilian homeland, and this route still involves having to NE Taiwan, in additional to the problem of having to break through Mexico and the Southern half of United States, but hey who cares? They are the crazy evil Eden-puppet fake eChinese! They would screw us and threaten our security no matter what! Even through we are half an earth apart! BROZIL FOREVER!

Ah. Now. OK. As it seems like, in order for the eChinese to actually attack Brazil, they would all have to attack Taiwan first. Since their intention to attack Brazil is UNDOUBTEDLY CLEAR, there is no doubt that Taiwan would very soon perish; because, obviously, if Taiwan does not perish, China would be UNABLE TO ATTACK ANY BRAZIL TERRITORY! I mean, Gee, thank god that there are some GEOGRAPHICAL DIFFICULTIES between China and Brazil, or else our BRO might be under attack right now, eh? God bless America (and nobody else - well maybe besides from our bro Brazil)!

Now that's go to our Q&A corner, to answer some questions that our fellow Americans may have!

1.

Q: Why was this article published in China? Aren't you Chinese?

A: Chinese? What do you mean? There is no Chinese in the game, as STATED CLEARLY by our president Cerb! I am an RL American, who is in eChina to fight off all those god-knows-where-they-are Eden spies and puppet master; 100% loyal to the eagle, and our glorious country! GOD BLESS AMERICA (and nobody else)!

2.

Q: Er, wouldn't China get itself a border with Brazil, if Brazil advances and secures itself some more Asian territory? You know, so that, in that case, China wouldn't have to wipe Taiwan first anymore?

A:



To get itself to be directly threatened by the evil eChinese, Brozil would certainly have to...er...advance, a bit more. Fight hard, Brozil! Fight hard so that you would advance! Fight hard, so that you would have to face a threat, to be in a situation in which you would have to share a border with the Eden puppets! Fight, Brozil! Fight hard, so that you security would be threatened! Fight hard, so that the evil eChinese can attack those regions of yours that doesn't even connect to your mainland!

3.

Q: There must be other ways for China to attack Brazil!

A: Yeah of course. Let me give you some examples..






All of them are VERY REALISTIC threat to our bro, Brazil! I mean of of them involves going across half an earth, but of course, the evil eChinese would all do that no matter what! We must protect Brazil, our best pal forever! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


-----------------------------------------



在稍早之前,我們偉大的美國總統,Cerb,宣佈說:

"中國憤怒的表達了他們的意圖...他們想攻擊我們最重要的兄弟, 巴西! 為了要讓中國知難而退, 我們對ROC提出了NE法案, 讓中國會太過繁忙而無法攻擊巴西. 一場全面的巴西-中國戰爭對誰都不好."

喔,天啊!這可真是令人驚訝!中國居然想要攻擊巴西!啊,我深刻的對美國的主張感到認同…在這裡的我們所有人,都必須手牽手合作,來阻止中國的野心!那麼,為了要能成功的阻止中國的野心,我們必須要有一個良好的計畫。既然如此,就讓我們先開始分析看看,中國到底要循著什麼樣的進攻路線,才能進攻到巴西,嗯?

路線1:


這大概是最短的路吧?你知道,巴西在亞洲只有Visayas一塊地…一塊菲律賓的原生領土。eC非常有可能,會去進攻這塊地,給巴西帶來威脅!

不過如果eC要進攻這塊地,那他們將會有一個很小很小很小,小到足以忽略的麻煩-嗯,那就是,ROC擋在中間。啊,我猜eC大概是想先滅掉ROC,然後再進攻巴西吧?因為,你知道,eC毫無疑問(笑)的想侵犯巴西嘛!

那,有沒有其他路線呢?啊,當然有;讓我們來看看這個…

路線2:


哈哈!能夠攻打巴西,又完全不必經過呂宋!而且這條路線最後會直接打到南美洲,還能給巴西帶來更大的威脅!上面那條路線只能打到Visayas;儘管我們相信巴西對它擁有的每塊土地都毫無疑問的有著領土權,V島還是實在有點…遠。但是!這條路,最後會讓eC打到南美洲!更接近巴西的本土!我們當然也不能讓這種事發生!

喔當然,這條路對eC而言有點…遠,而且還是一樣得先通過ROC,而且除了ROC以外還得打爆半個美國和墨西哥,而且就算打完了也還是只能摸到巴西在哥倫比亞的飛地。不過既然eC毫無疑問(笑)的想侵犯巴西,我想他們一定還是會排除萬難,努力殺過來的啦!

現在讓我回答一些來自於觀眾的問題:

1.

Q: 為什麼在eC發表這篇文章?
A: 啊?Cerb不是說了嗎?GFW把大家都牆掉啦!沒看見偉大美國總統,Cerb的聲明嗎?就和他所聲明的一樣,寫這篇文章的當然~是外國人~喔 >_0!其實我是美國人,大家全部都不知道!所以會很熱心的幫美國來分析這些東西,也是十分自然的啦!天祐美國!

2.

Q: 那個,如果巴西更前進,佔領更多ROC領土的話,不是就會和eC連接了嗎?
A:


3.

Q: 這,這個…eC一定還有其他方法可以攻擊巴西的!
A: 當然。除了上面那兩條以外,eC還有以下選擇…






每條路都得跨過半個地球就是啦 >_0

 

Comments

Godbird
Godbird Day 1,838, 20:06

看不懂 先V再說 YA

Hsuan.ss
Hsuan.ss Day 1,838, 20:06

v5 s923

JesterReborn
JesterReborn Day 1,838, 20:08

v 有漢化嗎

Lorenzo Sanchez
Lorenzo Sanchez Day 1,838, 20:09

lol

Jasonnor
Jasonnor Day 1,838, 20:10

V 裝懂一下 。□。

timmydavid6423
timmydavid6423 Day 1,838, 20:12

V 簡單就是痛婊腦殘米

troylun
troylun Day 1,838, 20:13

XDDD

OMR.Ding
OMR.Ding Day 1,838, 20:14

V

RedOnion
RedOnion Day 1,838, 20:16

這是反婊文
ㄏㄏ

Sadanaga
Sadanaga Day 1,838, 20:25

makeface2
makeface2 Day 1,838, 20:26

肚子都笑痛了,真該轉給美帝看看。。。

S+V

Itsuka Kotori
Itsuka Kotori Day 1,838, 20:26

安安

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 1,838, 20:30

xD

okbaby
okbaby Day 1,838, 20:32

Good analysis

ckdot
ckdot Day 1,838, 20:34

lol

nophotonotalk
nophotonotalk Day 1,838, 20:34

轉俾美國佬睇啦.
笑撚死我

Aedolf Hitler
Aedolf Hitler Day 1,838, 20:35

V

Let Bullet Fly
Let Bullet Fly Day 1,838, 20:43

V
有趣....我從未聽說過eC要過太平洋
美帝要過太平洋我倒是聽到不少

TLay
TLay Day 1,838, 20:55

V
笑死我了 美國還是去吃屎吧

Alex.PJhs
Alex.PJhs Day 1,838, 20:58

V

jackyoy
jackyoy Day 1,838, 21:00

v

Noel.Vermillion
Noel.Vermillion Day 1,838, 21:00

V46

Morishima
Morishima Day 1,838, 21:01

v
反串乙www

Kris Tine
Kris Tine Day 1,838, 21:05

=.=我都笑翻了

JDisBack
JDisBack Day 1,838, 21:09

V

好智障XDD

Soutatzu
Soutatzu Day 1,838, 21:12

V

伊西好邪惡喔,巴西最善良無辜!

GarfieldBoy
GarfieldBoy Day 1,838, 21:13

蛋疼啊... 我看完了英文拉下去才发现有中文版本

M4Tank
M4Tank Day 1,838, 21:16

他是白癡嗎?

Wooucake
Wooucake Day 1,838, 21:21

笑屎了

rommelTaiwan
rommelTaiwan Day 1,838, 21:27

ㄏㄏ

Master_luck
Master_luck Day 1,838, 21:30

Lmao

SORA Chung
SORA Chung Day 1,838, 21:31

V
eC真是太邪惡了,竟然不惜攻擊好基友、跨越半個地球也想攻打純真無辜的巴西.......這個計畫真是太超乎我們這種一般人的想像了!

Lonqu
Lonqu Day 1,838, 21:33

v

Tear Star Rain
Tear Star Rain Day 1,838, 21:35

V

Megurine.Luka
Megurine.Luka Day 1,838, 21:36

0.0b

cip604
cip604 Day 1,838, 21:36

v

s871101c
s871101c Day 1,838, 21:37

V eC實在太過份了 難怪Cerb這麼牲氣

zox40
zox40 Day 1,838, 21:39

V

DileZhan
DileZhan Day 1,838, 21:39

V

J.P Morgan
J.P Morgan Day 1,838, 21:41

EVIL Chineese? lol and Poor Brasil? loolaaso

cycme3179
cycme3179 Day 1,838, 21:48

V 你們在反串什麼拉!

amigo2011
amigo2011 Day 1,838, 21:51

v 原來美帝NE我們是因為eC要打巴西

說給鬼聽鬼都不相信

Celipliz
Celipliz Day 1,838, 22:02

V

Zappie
Zappie Day 1,838, 22:05

V/S

xeoax
xeoax Day 1,838, 22:11

v
Brozil ? Brazil ?!

PTTwayne206
PTTwayne206 Day 1,838, 22:16

v
lol

weezo1
weezo1 Day 1,838, 22:24

v

Thank god, eBrozil saw eChina's evil plan before it come to action, or else that would have been such a unpredicable attack by eChina!!!!

ONE at is best.

Rysek
Rysek Day 1,838, 22:26

Voted

birdoffire
birdoffire Day 1,838, 22:36

ec快研究時空閘門

Beaster3
Beaster3 Day 1,838, 22:49

V126 Proved Americans and Brazilian have brain disable

 
Post your comment

What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.