Glory to the Freedom Fighters!
Xander Kross
The liberal baby-snuggling continues unabated with the new government. In fact, it has gotten far worse.
I will admit to being somewhat misinformed during my last article. But I maintain that our nation should be united, and that if people wish to live on our lands, they should fly our flag. But these polite rent-paying invaders are our allies, and I am not concerned about them at the moment.
Our heroic resistance fighters have succeeded in driving the eSpanish oppressors from our East Coast. The resistance was well-timed, taking advantage of the enemy's divided front and striking when its back was turned. Bravo and well-fought, soldiers! A well-deserved victory has brought us four steps closer to complete unity.
Unfortunately, our lickspittle leader does not see things this way. Instead of building monuments to these brave liberators and thanking them for their noble service to the country, he scolds them like children and condemns their heroic actions. "Trolls!" he shouts. "To the brink of war you take us! How dare you unite our fractured land!"
The toady has grown accustomed to the bullying, it seems. He cannot function without the constant threat of noogies and swirlies. When the bully is finally driven from the schoolyard, he shrinks in terror. He seeks out the bully and apologizes for the justice that has been meted out. He counts out his lunch money for the coming weeks and begs the bully to take it, and to only punch him where his bruises may be concealed.
The bully tells him, "Go wait in that corner, toady, while I concern myself with these more important matters. I may get around to dealing with you at some point in the future whenever I feel like it, and then we can discuss how and when you will return our lunch money and cookies, and what shorts you should wear so that we may give you the best wedgies." You see, the bully truly believes that the lunch money rightfully belongs to him, and that the toady's head naturally belongs in the bowl of the commode.
The toady then thanks the bully, praises his "honor" and "goodwill", picks out the pair of britches that will give the least painful wedgie when yanked over his skull, and scolds all the other children for getting fed up with the bully's tyranny and acting against it. He then goes about making sure that, when the bully returns, all lunch money is ready to be collected, and that all underwear waistbands are just far enough above the trouser's waist that they are easily yanked up.
This toady values the status quo and his precious treatises more than he values his nation. The rest of us have our priorities sorted out. We are not willing to let the bullies sit on out chests any longer. Perhaps they will hit back very hard, and surely they are stronger than we are, but that does not give them the right to treat the rest of us as they treat our leader. Nor does it give them permission to behave as bullies do.
Grow a spine. Tell the enemy to go suck a lemon. Make them realize that we will not go down without a fight, however brief it may be. Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Always loved the empire propaganda posters. Used a few of them myself over the erep years.
I will use them all!
Only one thing to do then. We NE Spain before they have a chance to NE us. We maintain the initiative for the rest of the war. This way Spain will never be able to get our territories. Why no else came up with this is beyond me.
Why not take it further - ally with Portugal and the other enemies of our enemy and assist them with their war. They have their big alliance, why not rebuild one of our own? We could call it something more butch and manly than "Circle of Trust," which sounds like a 12-step program support group.
Some examples:
Diplomatic and Economic Resource Pact (DERP for short)
The Iron Shield
F.I.S.T. - you can backronym lots of things to fit that one.
The Bulwark
AEGIS
It doesn't take much work to come up with a better name than Circle of Trust. Anyway, we should build that.
Three. Everyone knows 3 is bigger then 2.
F.I.S.T.-Fucking Insane Super Troopers
'Go-get'er' attitude like this is why eCanada is so full of win and so often short of territory. It's a paradoxical combination for sure, which is why eCanucks are so good at it, especially when they're all assembled back together after abandoning the country during its eternal wedgie.
read up to the part where you said Spain are our allys and stopped. Clearly you haven't bothered to read up because we are not allys.
"But these polite rent-paying invaders are our allies"
I assume he is speaking of our rent-paying tenants, The Dutch and Swiss.
Clearly you haven't bothered to read up because I don't think he was talking about Spain.
yeah you right.
I was eating lunch.
Yeah, you're usually not too senile ;P
u fail
who is this mad man o7
welcome to the party
o7
v + s
We tried this for 8 months or so if memory recalls.
P. Magee
Sigh..
The ego in here is TO DAMN HIGH lol
I put out like 1 article a day for like 3 days stating that the eGov does not support the breach of the NAP.
I am bitter at the resistance because they have shown the world we cannot be trusted and this will be brought up every time we try to make any deals in the future I am sure.
The "resistance" has put out... 3 or 4? And please dont be silly. This is all a stunt to get players to join the MDP. The articles painfully push for players to join the resistance by joining their political party... No MU talk.. Just Party.
They took the quick and easy path for a short term goal then pushed their real agenda on the population while we do the clean up.
eSpain is 2 land away from completely reversing this "war" with Portugal.. Then we will see what happens.
If they leave us alone.. Then hey. I will man up and admit my worries were for nothing.. If not and they romp us? Well then my worries were well founded.
That is all.
The MDP is MU agnostic. We don't care what MU you belong to. Hence the lack of MU talk. This is one of the founding principles of the MDP.
Sir, my Military Unit is The Imperial Force. Please once again check the posters. I formerly belonged to the Imperial Party as well, until they were absorbed into your Clan Wolf where they were taught to snuggle babies and frolic through fields of daisies. At that point, I left and joined a party with a non-leftist agenda. But, again, this is not a recruitment for the party. Look at the posters.
Frankly, good sir, I wish to speak rudely to you and kick sand in your face, but I am afraid you would end up mooning over me like a lovestruck teenage girl, as you do the eSpanish. Or promising to make me videos, which is perhaps worse.
Sack up, sir. You are the CP. That was embarrassing.
"TOO* DAMN HIGH"
Just NE the bastards first and we march to Madrid.
Why dont you help Portugal instead of telling them they are doomed.
Because he wants to get in bed with TWO, not fight them
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Who is this glorious golden tongued madman?
I hereby award you a $1000 "Saltie" award for excellence in writing.
Sir, I gratefully accept. Know that it will all be spent keeping our nation glorious and free. o7
Go Canada GO ! o7
Voted for Star Wars posters! awesome, may the force be with you! o7