Glorious leader's call for reunification: The Chinese Threat
Serpentus Burritos
It is with great sorrow that I find myself having to write this letter to all of you. For, just yesterday, we celebrated the victory of Glorious Leader and it seemed as if the world had smiled upon us and offered us everything. Now, we find ourselves standing upon the precipice of a difficult time. Our country is divided. Our people are divided. Our enemies have seen this, and they seek to capitalize upon it.
The Chinese are voting now in their congress to declare war on us, with a unanimous majority. They blame the comments of a few of our citizens as being reason for war. Let it be known from hereon, that we do not lay down quietly while our enemies stir. It is time for the unification of the South Korean people, whether you agree with the immortal words of Glorious Leader or not, there remains a bond between us which cannot be broken. We are South Koreans. Many citizens were born here, this land, this culture and this place runs through our veins. Many have wondered if this new Goon Administration was here merely to run the country into poverty, as we have been perceived to do in the past. This is not so. The Goon Armies of Glorious Leader want only the best for the places in which we dwell; we seek only to come as a boon to whatever beautiful country that we reside, and today, that is South Korea.
The future of South Korea remains cloudy, there are many unseen factors that are present. What is important for each citizen to know, is that even at this moment the new administration is rallying support and looking for those who would stand by us in these desperate times.
For now, think of the goons not as a group of outsiders who dwell among you. Today, there must not be any division among us. Together, we are South Koreans; Together, we are strong.
To the chinese who want war? We eagerly await your arrival.
- Serpentus, Minister of Neckbeards, Fatties and Cheetos
Comments
The Chinese have not learned from the Glorious takeover of Turkey. If you absorb Goons, you surely lose as we will gain strength in numbers and take over your country from the inside. With Congressional Elections right around the corner, do you really want that? I am sure your citizens do not.
Glorious leader's will rise above the Chinese oppressors and use there blood to fertilise our land to grow crops for our growing population.
There will be blood, kill all chinamen as retribution for this gratuitous insult.
Doesn't matter. Glorious Leader wants China to fight us. When China takes our regions, we can politically take over China.
We stand together!
They are gonna get some metal up their ass when we politically take over China! Rock on!
The yangtze will run red with the blood of imperialist chinamen! SOUTH KOREA WILL REMAIN FREE! WE WILL HAVE SOVEREIGNTY OR DEATH! NOT ONE STEP BACK!
Haha, do these imperialists not know our numbers? We will crush them in their elections if they do decide to take over.
they will be surprised when the Leader unveils his secret weapon.
China is the fat kid of south east asia. While our women are like tasty beets, her women are like rocks. So the fat kid wonders to grab some tasty beets and will only trip and fall and become stuck on his back, showing his delicious ham haven.
China has made a grievous error. To stand against the forces of the Dear Leader is suicide. Yet their strings are pulled by imperialist puppetmasters so they should not be blamed alone. All who support against Korea should fear. Fear wrath of Glorious Leader.
Attacking Korea is like swallowing insect that is excellent martial artist, tearing one apart from within. The chinese fart in own mouth with such proposal - We will fight them back for glory and victory progress of great awesome!
A chinaman who fart in he own mouth shameful chinaman
I published an article in China about this.
Check it out: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/whose-war-is-it--772614/1/20
Such is Glorious Leader's will. Glorious Leader always prevails!
Let them come. Glorious Leader shall eat them alive and then send them to to the reeducation camps in his belly!
They are like disease, and Glorious Leader, he is the cure which is preventing ailments!
Of whom are we stopping our brothers from ingesting liquid and joining us in the Heaven which is Glorious Leader's comet flying through the outer space which is Corea's domainion?
Sounds like a "Cool Aide" to this one!
CHina cannot take boot of juche! All will fall they will find great corruption of socialist ideas now fall to juche from within like phoenix! All hail glorious leader!
Boot of juche kicks ass indeed. All hail glorious leader!
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You obviously know nothing about China and the numbers we can pull.
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Juche is wise in blood. Glorious Leader prevails always, since beginning of time. Chinese are fool much like turks.
this war will cleanse this nation of communism and brainwashing!