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Day 876, 14:01 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by wolfestain

Hello, im wolfestain and i will bring you daily some black humor jokes.
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1.I try not to be racist in any way, but just in case - if you are minority without sense of humor, skip this article, or dont 🙂
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Todays theme: Women

A survey out today says women are happier than men. That's simply because they don't have the one thing that pisses men off.



A wife.

Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality.

My wife just dumped me because I'm "The king of stupid comparisons."

I feel like a bacon sandwich on chemotherapy.

The plane was about to crash - the pilot called out, "Anyone on this plane believe in the power of prayer?"
A vicar's hand went straight up.
"Thank fuck for that!" said the pilot. "We're one parachute short."

BEFORE marriage:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER marriage: read from bottom to top.

Thats all folks! New article with new jokes already tomorrow!