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Day 696, 14:04 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Alecian

My fourth round of naughty jokes.
(sorry subscribers if you have already read this 😉)
Hope you enjoy! 😉


When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.
I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.


The doorbell rang one Halloween, and when I answered it, there was a little boy dressed as the Predator stood there with his dad.
"And who are you?" I asked, as I bent down to give him a sweet.
"He's a child Predator," said his dad.
"What a coincidence" I thought.


When God created Man, he stepped back to admire his work and liked what he saw.

Being a perfectionist, he thought he would try to make something better.

So he created Woman.

He stepped back to admire his work and thought, "Ah fuck it, she'll just have to use make-up!"


The Rodeo:

While doing your girl from behind grab her by the back of the hair and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better"

How long can you hold on?


Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.


Favourite returns;


I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.



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