GF Deported - A Glorious Day for the American Political System

Day 930, 21:32 • Published in USA USA • by Chocolate McSkittles

Do you love dolphins? Of course you do. Who doesn't? Look at em:







Now that you are all caught up in all you need to know in order to love dolphins, I want to introduce you to someone who does not love dolphins:



Look at that smug face

Thats right. Congressional Speaker of the House Necrosis!

Necrosis (otherwise known as GF) is a former British Citizen, if you did not know, and has been on a spree this week, finding new ways to sabotage this great nation in attempt to make it as terrible as his homeland.

He started yesterday, by informing me that tinyurls work in New Citizen Message. America, they don't.

But I figured..hey..hes the Speaker of the House, not the President. Clearly he just was misinformed, and does not have poor intentions.

I'm a pretty nice guy. I loverlooked the situation. I even overlooked the fact that hes from the UK.

Then, the CIA approached me with startling news. America, I do not want to show this to you. I don't even want to have to look at it again. If there are any of the children in the room, please have them leave before scrolling down.

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THE TRAVESTY!

As such, I have approached Kongress and demanded a vote for the deportation of this citizen. It was met with overwhelming support and passed within the hour.

Citizens, some days this country makes me want to punt a kitten. However, days like today prove that our system, when the need is great enough, can pull itself together and do what needs to be done.

Dio bless this great nation,
Choc