Get Out of Dodge Now!
Day 612, 08:21
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Published in USA 
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by Chris Stanwick
ATTENTION AMERICANS:
Are you living in a state that has come under attack during this war? Have you unwittingly aided the enemy by fighting from your home state only to realize that it is foreign territory and you just fought against the United States? Are you fighting at least five times every day? Are you being under utilized because your state's hospital is not Quality 5? The time to move has come!
If you are not living in Florida, New Jersey, or Kansas, then you are unnecessarily giving the enemy an advantage. If you cannot afford a moving ticket to get to one of the above mentioned states, send Chris Stanwick a message immediately requesting one. It will be sent to you for free. Every single fight is important. If you are not fighting at least five times a day, you are not fully contributing to the war effort. Get to a Quality 5 hospital region now so that your strength is fully utilized in the next battle.
Read and monitor the DoD Daily Orders so that your fights are done in the right region. Follow the orders issued by General Harlot even if you are not a member of the military. Strategy only works if we are all on board. Vote and subscribe to each article so that the daily battle orders stay at the top of the media notices.
We are slowly regaining ground in this war, but we still have a long way to go before it is over. Make sure that you are doing your part to aid the effort. Stay strong, stay American!
Re-elect Chris Stanwick to Congress in the state of Vermont.
Are you living in a state that has come under attack during this war? Have you unwittingly aided the enemy by fighting from your home state only to realize that it is foreign territory and you just fought against the United States? Are you fighting at least five times every day? Are you being under utilized because your state's hospital is not Quality 5? The time to move has come!
If you are not living in Florida, New Jersey, or Kansas, then you are unnecessarily giving the enemy an advantage. If you cannot afford a moving ticket to get to one of the above mentioned states, send Chris Stanwick a message immediately requesting one. It will be sent to you for free. Every single fight is important. If you are not fighting at least five times a day, you are not fully contributing to the war effort. Get to a Quality 5 hospital region now so that your strength is fully utilized in the next battle.
Read and monitor the DoD Daily Orders so that your fights are done in the right region. Follow the orders issued by General Harlot even if you are not a member of the military. Strategy only works if we are all on board. Vote and subscribe to each article so that the daily battle orders stay at the top of the media notices.
We are slowly regaining ground in this war, but we still have a long way to go before it is over. Make sure that you are doing your part to aid the effort. Stay strong, stay American!
Re-elect Chris Stanwick to Congress in the state of Vermont.
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Boo-YAH!
nice, thanks!
Nice! Thanks!
When you fight less than 5 times, you fight the other fights for PEACE
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good good
move to the Q5's people, America needs you there.
Nice title Chris!
Voted!
Amerimaxx!
Voted.
Voted and Subscribed
stanwick for prez. AMERIMAXX!
Actually, I think you want to get into Dodge...Dodge City, KS that is. 😉
Voted.
Gonna move today - thanks for the good advice to us noobs!!
GA fell... does that mean Florida is their next target?
If you fight less than 5 times, you fight for Hitler!
nicely worded
voted
Um, not meaning to nit-pick, but Dodge is actually in Kansas. Shouldn't this be get into Dodge now?
Good article.
We need cheaper guns. I'm getting to the point where I can only fight with my bare hands. The game should give a 5% bonus if I pick up a rock.
For those who are loyal to the states you live in, myself included (Go Texas!), just consider the move like a military deployment.
All Hail the mighty Stanwick!
for the love god you people should know this shit by now!!! Texas is right, I live in NY, I really do not like jersey, the dirty JERSE we call it, seriously if you ever drive down the turnpike past exit 14... Nasty... anyway. MOVE TO A Q5 HOSPITAL STATE.
No move to Thailand, the red light districts are much better and there's less people so you're also more likely to get listened to.
Free ticket there and back if you're weird and don't like it.
we are getting owned right now