Germany: we helped FRONT and Icehacker getting votes

Day 497, 09:55 • Published in Sweden USA • by Toothpaste
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NOTE: This article contains information from three different sources, all elite politicians from the German government that ruled between December 2008 and March this year. Course of political reasons those sources wont be mentioned by name, but all political active swedes knows who those people are, don't you.

Dear medborgare of Folkhemmet Sverige

The right winged political party, FRONT, has fooled Sweden and its citizens. FRONT and Icehacker aren't a Swedish political party that was voted in by the Swedish citizens, in fact, FRONT and Icehacker has gained power thanks to an organized internal political takeover and their voters in elections where brought from outside, countries like Germany.

In early January, Icehacker, the party leader of FRONT, contacted the German state to help him gain political power in Sweden. Germany was at that time in cold war with Sweden and both countries where not far away from full scale war with each other.

For Germany this was an militaristic and strategical operation. "Germany supported FRONT from the very first moment, we have sent voters to every election. We did it course we saw an opportunity to push away FBS from the power", said one of the German informant that was leading the whole operation from the german side, "creating chaos and elect 'a puppet president' would help our cause.".

"Icehacker wasn't officially our puppet but he is so easy to fool and our plan was to make him walk into a trap where we could have the upper hand during a possible war with Sweden", said one of the sources.

"But the political takeover didn't work and Icehacker was furious each time, he lost the elections over and over again even though we sent up to 30 - 40 voters every time. He came always running back to our IRC channel and screaming that we aren't sending enough people to support him and he screamed 'Moore, moore, moore!' all the time like a mad dog. But what could we do? He is just that guy that no swede wants to vote for. We even voted up his articles so it looked like he was more popular than he really was."

"Icehacker was also mad at the poles, the polish party in Sweden that stayed in Sweden even though Poland was liberated, they supported FBS and they had quite some power. Their party was one of the top 5 in Sweden."

Germany was well organized for a possible war with Sweden, they had placed couple of spies in the Swedish army and in FRONT to keep an eye on what Sweden was planning. "We have had spies in different levels of the Swedish government, but our most effective and successful spy was Simcon, a guy from FRONT. Thats the closest we could get really. He was our main contact."

Just as late as 14 days ago FRONT and Icehacker wrote this in their party manifest (3.1): "Since Germany has stabbed us in the back we have to take every chance to attack their country and make them weak." Few days later every FRONT member in the congress, including Icehacker, voted yes to ally Sweden with Germany and to allow Germany to enter ATLANTIS.

"We are thankfull to FRONT and Icehacker that they voted for us, but here ends our cooporation", said one of the German sources.

Simcom and Icehacker is still trying to get help from Germany but the German officials says that they will no longer support FRONT. "The cold war between our countries are over, we are together in the same alliance now. Now we want whats best for Sweden and what that is its up to the Swedish citizens to decide" said the German politician.

I was given four German names that was in the special voting platoon that took part in the political takeover during January and February, Kieler, Zangenmeister, Kia and Pi. But their response was was professional and they didn't want to comment, "Sorry, I am soldier and follow commands" was their answer.

On sunday its time for yet another presidential election in Sweden and so must every citizen in Sweden decide: do we want a president that cooporates with our enemy so he can gain power? Germany is our friend now, but who knows who Icehacker might contact next to get the presidential power in Sweden.

I say that Icehakcer is both a threat to Sweden and our alliance ATLANTIS, he and his party should be expelled from the Swedish forums. Death to the traitors!

~ Toothpaste

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