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Germany Grandiously Guts Griefing Poles

Day 794, 05:33 • Published in Poland Germany

• by Al Von Rez

Poland has been slaughtered and gutted. Their little superpower has been crushed by a tiny German resistance movement. Many clever Germans moved to Polish Q 5 regions to fight resistance battles and heal themselves in Polish hospitals. Even German children take part in the resistance.

Polish occupiers were chased from their bunkers and were allowed to keep their flags, but had to relinquish their arms.

Germans who quickly fled Germany after the brutal and miserable occupation come back. Those Germans that relinquished their German citizenship should be ashamed and also come back full of apologetics. Those Germans that want to continue resistance wars please stay in Polish Q 5 regions and fight on remembering to heal yourselves at the expense of the Polish taxpayers.

Long live Germany!

Comments

Cozy Koz Day 794, 05:34

Saaaay what?

Peacemaker_pl Day 794, 05:35

...

The Porn Company Day 794, 05:35

Geeez, Go Get Good Grapes or smthn

Cozy Koz Day 794, 05:38

"tiny German resistance"
quoted for truth

The Porn Company Day 794, 05:38

plus it's Grieving - your english is poor, get a hike dude, troll somewhere else..

Mudkip888 Day 794, 05:42

You could say that if u conquered Poland, not when u won 2 RWs..
Lawl.

The Porn Company Day 794, 05:42

"Even German children take part in the resistance." -child soldiers- just like in the good old days, eh?

xzeusx Day 794, 05:46

epic fail Polololand ))

Cozy Koz Day 794, 05:47

Russiaball cannot into Europe

grubson_pl Day 794, 05:48

Resistance were started in all German and French terrains... Only 2 of them all are taken by ger... ups sorry Russian resistance. GJ! I just want to know how many gold were wasted 😃

Arnstel Day 794, 05:49

Hmmm... Bić helmunta po kasku!

Nie mogłem się powstrzymać.

World Trade Fundation Day 794, 05:49

Hmm... You have your nice germany. No hospital, no defense system, no cash, no raws. We should make a fence with barbed wire aroun your small country.

wiaderko-pomyj Day 794, 05:53

Congratulations for winning part of second round - but remember - it is not over yet. Soon again you might have to learn how to write in Polish, hehehe. 🙂

Ataman Czarny Day 794, 05:54

Dank Russland und Ungarn!
Deutschlands Arm(ee) von Papiersoldaten ! hahahahaha

AveSemtex Day 794, 05:54

🙂 It will be very short live germany 🙂

Hail Poland
Hail Eden

pawelkrasula Day 794, 05:55

get the hell out of our hospitals you swine

agebeforebeauty Day 794, 05:58

Naugthy German...
time will tell

vladb Day 794, 06:01

oh yeah ...a real slaughter ..2 regions got back 🙂)

Doturluigi Day 794, 06:02

bahaha

5% of Polish 2 clickers outpower the German players by at least 10 times.

and I'm not pushing it out of proportions.

Alliser Day 794, 06:06

If about 2k-3k polish IPs weren't banned because of DDoS attacks you wouldn't conquer even 1 region 😉

Ptahu Day 794, 06:07

Wiecie że macie wszyscy przejebane szwaby za ten zryw?

You know that you're all fucked jerks for this spurt?

Skenerbeuu Day 794, 06:07

that's not exactly how I'd describe winning only 2 battles out of 13 but okay

Silverlay Day 794, 06:10

Enjoy these regions until Poland takes them back with one-handed soldiers. Seriously they would win Germany with 1-handed soldiers.

Cormalek Day 794, 06:10

2 out of 11 - slaughter? xD

Dude, you sure have low expectations of your capabilities. Although yeah, that's probably the best you can do.

Nec Hercules contra plures. But we did well, despite your cheating.

Lesna Day 794, 06:11

Ooou yeah. Great Germany destroyed whole Poland!... Ups. Sorry it's one region. 😃

kikooo Day 794, 06:11

germany your problem is not polland that conquered you .. that is the game! it is phoenix that didnt protect you! when battalgazi managed to rise the walls to a million protecting a region of his country, he failed to keep up the total of yours..

oh! i suggest you protest by not eating dönner for a week!

xzeusx Day 794, 06:15

You have won only 2 of 13 battles. 🙂

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Yes, but in bavaria we have: high grain, med iron and wood.
+ Poland cant TO Germany.
epic fail Polololand, epic fail ))

The Porn Company Day 794, 06:16

Russiaball cannot into wealth

BananEQmiszcz Day 794, 06:21

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Aleksander94 Day 794, 06:22

A w kask to niemcu nie chesz?

Galkan Day 794, 06:23

Who cares, you will gonna die again sooner or later...

MCMTCO Day 794, 06:45

Germany ftw!

billabongpl Day 794, 06:53

yeeee tint germany whit russia and many more lol this article is a big fail lol

Krzypek Day 794, 08:53

"Poland has been slaughtered and gutted. Their little superpower has been crushed by a tiny German resistance movement."
You could say, that there will be joke in first two sentences. At first I thought that you're serious.

AdrianHashu Day 794, 09:18

This is the funniest article for today😁😁😁
13 RW's for 2 regions?🙂 Isn't a little too expensive? And the battle of Sofia another fail for Peni(c)s? You guys suck big time🙂

sirCohen Day 794, 11:29

"dziękuję panie, nie, nie jestem głodny, kromka chleba mi wystarcza za dzisiejszą pracę"

^u should learn this frase... it might come up quite useful, ya know.

And btw, Russiaball cannot into Europe.

Muminek00 Day 795, 05:35

show me at least ONE RW where egermany have done more dmg than ePoland. And I mean egermany NOT phoenix...

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