General Cartman Lee - America's President
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by General Cartman Lee
Well folks, the Presidential Election is nearly upon us, and I wanted to make some closing arguments about why you should VOTE for me on Monday, March 5th as your next President. We need a President who will be a great Patriot. We need a President who has the experience to lead. We need a President who will be a different kind of leader and guide America to its full and great potential. After all, we are Americans. We are a nation founded on revolutionary ideals. This is the greatest nation that God ever gave man, and it is about time we show it once again. In the wise words of our greatest President....
I have spent my entire eCareer, in fact my entire career for that matter, standing up for what I believe in. You always know where you stand with me, and as your President I will do my best to keep the promises I have made to the people of our great land. I will always stand by my convictions and never back down from what I believe is good and just and special about our nation. Although there are some who have sadly forgotten what it means to be an American, you can count on me to never forget. Some label me a radical, and they would be right. Don't worry, I am in good company.
Some call me a "racist" for my opposition to a group that I do not believe merits our trust. When people sink to this level, it means they have no actual ideas to argue against me with. America is better than this. I will be a President for ALL of our people, from all corners of the earth, because this what our nation has ALWAYS been about. I will stand by our friends and allies, and stand firm against those who seek us harm. However, I have never, and will never label an entire nationality as the enemy of our nation. This has been a long standing policy of the establishment of this country. It is a disgrace and a stain on our honor and the soul of America.
If you desire a more prosperous economy, if you wish for more citizens to join the game and come to our nation who seek to help us economically and in strengthening our nation militarily, and if you desire a change to the same old politics of hate and division of the past, then there is only one course of action to take....
Vote General Cartman Lee as your next President of the United States!
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razzle dazzle but nothing really concrete
A real candidate !
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Good luck
Right Wing Radicals o7
Good luck!
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Cartman Lee for president!
Cartman Lee for president!
Cartman Lee for president! x3
"We need a President who will be a great Patriot."
By letting in Serb PTO'ers? Yeah, right.
"We need a President who has the experience to lead."
What the hell have you ever lead? And don't give me some 'unified command' BS. Everything you lead has no purpose and never does anything good. Tricking a bunch of n00bs and 2-clickers into joining your ridiculous MU doesn't count. Do you even pass out supplies?
"We need a President who will be a different kind of leader..."
Well on this point you have got me. You would definitely be a "different kind of leader", just not sure we want your kind around here is all. LOL
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I vote pthut for last place this CP election idk bout everyone else...
Serbs UNITE
I don't care if you are going to win elections, but at least we would have a chance to fight against eUSA with an genuine American president and not some Croatian or Romanian PTOer. Just check http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/online-users/USA/all/1 and see who is running the eUSA - day 1566 eUSA 148 online citizens - 136 Croatian, Romanian and other non-USA EDEN pto-ers,
I am more concerned about the Turkish PTOers TheKralj.
I have many Croatian & Romanian friends who are great Americans. People from many different nationalities stand against the oppression in the eUSA today.
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upset ajay please report me again, i got lots of room for famous points
also be my friend, why you keep rejecting me. i love you
Cartman Lee for president!
"However, I have never, and will never label an entire nationality as the enemy of our nation."
As long as they aren't turks anyway.... amiright?
i didn't read anything to figure out that its all lies and BS ..... but oh well let me get back to the daily routine
stop lying you little serbian smuggler , lies thrower , newbie fooler ETC ....................
if any 1 wants to know why pizza is a bad just give me a PM
but if u are already brainwashed i can't help you , u have to be open minded x.x
Good luck dude
Fun fact: The "Founding Fathers" were, at their time, Left-Wing Radicals.
General, tanks to your mother for giving birth to soldier who spread the glory of anglo-american people. X D
liberal propaganda
Cartman Lee for president!!!!!
Cartman Lee for president!!!!!
Right Wing Radicals o7
Good luck!
think you can finish third again?
(((o)
1. God didn't give us America, the revolutionaries did.
2. Founding Fathers weren't right wing or left wing.
^Pretty graphic says otherwise.
I can make a pretty graphic that says they were communists. :>
why oblige?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/why-quot-oblige-quot--1981046/1/20
Running for your traditional third spot again?
Seriously, how could anyone consider or back pizza other then it being a total joke, on him that is.. I can recall eNPR debates where pizza called in and just held down random phone numbers making everyone deaf. He is full of nonsense is BS, his attacks are often accurate but everything he complains about is stupid crap he's always done.. It's too late pizza, your an immature boy who called wolf one too many times and now no one wants anything to do with you even in a comedic way.. and trying a PTO with foreigners is not just a PTO but trying to take over a country. a PTO just means your party is so weak or so bad you can't keep it intact. Unless your a dictator of some sort its not a wrong thing to takeover a party.. A party decides what to do, on its own, if you can't make multi's fast enough to cover the voting then oh well. You got ur 1000 media subscribers back (half likely fake accounts) yet u can't get half of them to vote for you to keep your party? Oh maybe that's because the admins watch voting very closely, the area you can't get around.. Your found out, your a fool, your an after thought, the mistake child no one wants around here..
Everyone come pick up your dont vote for cartman t-shirts.
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