Gavin Wax captured by Somalian pirates!

Day 982, 01:47 • Published in Israel Israel • by GideonIL
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Gavin Wax captured by Somalian pirates!

Gavin Wax, official Vogon of eIsrael, reported to be captured by fearsome and notorious Somalian pirates.



Being on vacation aboard his luxury yacht, decorated leader of eIsrael community was attacked and captured by some 300 Somalian outlaws that terrorizing sea lines for long time. Caught by surprise, Gavin managed to kill 10% of attackers bare-handed but suffered terrible blow in his head and collapsed.



Some 10 hours later he woke up in mysterious pirate's cove, all beaten and tied up to chair.
Immediately upon awakening, Gavin started to demand more transparency in pirate's government, better supply of firearms, upgrading of drugs plantations and refineries and rebuilding of entire pirate's armed force. In no time he managed to establish UPP, United Pirates Party, biggest political force around, including local mascot dog, Reaper. Using blank pages of his travel journal, he published first ever issue of Piratelicious, best selling newspaper in Somalia, where each article signed with 2 sq. feet picture of himself, wearing pirate outfit.

As a result, Somalian Pirate Conclave appealed to UN and the entire world community with distress call, offering USD 1 billion to any authority capable of removing Gavin from the Cove. Hereby quoted their plea:

"Va Allah! We cannot stand it anymore! This guy has mouth of 100 Ahmadinagades! He took over our Cove and interfering with everything! He also spoiled all our virgins with nasty feministic ideas! Bismalla rahmat rahim, take him away, we will pay you any sum you want”.

Indeed, some people are walking nightmares, but some of them are even more disastrous.