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It is always darkest before dawn.
In the Darkest times, light shall prevail.
In the final hour the true heroes shall come to light.

America, we are in fact in our darkest hour, but this is not the end, oh no we are just getting started. Our enemies think they have us on the run, let me tell you something, this is only halftime…the true show is about to begin.

These Spaniards have made a path for the WEAKER countries Poland and Hungary to come in and use our confusion to their advantage, I find this hilarious that they are such big COWARDS that they would come after us with our backs turned rather than chance taking us on head on, I mean hell at least Spain had the balls to do it. I respect our enemy, SPAIN, not fear them, and I sure as hell do not fear the Huns or the Polish. I think they are garbage that needs to be thrown out, and soon America we will turn this table, our allies are on our side and soon the enemy will know what TRUE fear really is. Let me begin my analysis.

Spain

They have been fighting us for a few months now and we have been steadily holding them off, they gained a foothold in America when our forces began OPERATION: Dracula’s Revenge. They were stupid to attack us first, but they got a little smarter when they took a cheap shot at us when we looked away. It is ok though these fools honestly think that they have a shot…silly little bullfighters, go back to your arenas and leave the fighting to the big dogs.

Hungary

Well, there is not really much to say about these retards except the fact that they are expert in the art of trolling, but we have a weapon for that…CHARLIE MOTHA FUCKIN’ SHEEN,

he will banish these trolls back to their 5th dimension or whatever ass they crawled out of. Good luck Hungary because once we are done with Spain, your women are on our list, you men will feel our wrath, and your government will abandon you. So to all the trolls from this country who see this article I have this to say. Retards will soon be shot on sight so I will pray that your death is swift and funny.

Poland

Here we go again with the damn trolls; they got some mean ones here, so we will be sure to carry our military issued Charlie Sheen ray guns to banish them all. The Poles are sick and tired for being used in strip clubs for fat women…oh wait I forgot they cannot even get that ass much less any in their county. Sorry my bad Poland I didn’t mean to bring the fact you are all 40-year old virgins living in you moms ass…wait I mean basement cuz even your mothers do not want you. So go back home and we will politely give you back HALF of your women…only Half, any more and your asses are nuked.

So this is my analysis America, we are facing Dumbasses, Trolls, and Virgins…I am not scared, are you. I say we kick their asses quickly so that way we can continue our daily lives of stealing their women, getting smashed drunk and shooting things. We will not quit fighting people, WEARE ALIVE AND KICKING!!! These bastards are so full of pride that the moment they turn away, all their land will be ours along with our own again. I remember the scene from Red Dawn where the main character stands on the mountain top with his Ak in the air yelling “WOLVERINES!!!” America we need to rally and have a war-cry…we are not done yet…and neither am I.



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