Game On

Day 1,741, 09:03 • Published in USA USA • by Cthulhu..

Greetings all erepublik fans, haters, and other.

If you and I are just meeting, here is a brief history to give you full confidence in my candidacy.

I was born on Sept 18, 2009 during one of the greatest invasions of the eUSA. We were reduced to just a single region, Florida. America needed to be saved and Emerick says that Publius saved us. I was a 2-clicker with no concept of what was going on around me, and there I stayed until June of '10.



I finally clicked an ad for something called the United States Training Corp, USTC. I was placed in the Diablos, and later the Ninjas under killerballerina. They considered me tankish and I took to IRC like a fish takes to water, so I was quickly placed in AGE, which later became the Cavalry. There I met my first group of erepublik friends. I was invited to join Avruch in the elite fighting force called the Cavalry Rangers. We had so much fun in V2, you'd piss your pants. Were you at FER? It was epic, as was Hello Kitty. After V2, the concept of the Rangers as a real-time fighting force was somewhat obsolete. I became the head of the Cavalry's Training Division and enjoyed meeting and cultivating many new players. During those days, everyone aspired to join the USMC and I resigned my post and joined as soon as I was eligible.



While in the United States Marine Corps, I enjoyed being a first-rate Quartermaster Assistant. I met tanks from all over the world and enjoyed the brotherhood. When the eUS Military decided to forego government funding for autonomy, we all underwent a change of some sort or another. I decided to join the new United States Armed Forces's branch called The Special Forces.



After Kell Draygo's resignation, xDavidx and I strove to establish the best fighting force in the eworld. We wanted our name remembered with the greats, such as Romania's FAR. We worked diligently for many months to establish an infrastructure, heirarchy, rules, and regulations that have served the Special Forces for over a year now. The United States can now effectively turn the tide in D4 battles all over the world. It truly is PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE! You're welcome.



Toward the end of my Cavalry days, I was asked by former president, Emerick to join the SEES party as an elections coordinator. I worked with Nicholas Ryan and others on election coordination and voter registration for ATO efforts. I was SEES VP for five months. We had minimal success in Congress. The party itself stood for having as much fun as possible, just look at Glove. After a couple months of only getting one or two seats and being under constant danger of Take-Over, we finally realized that as a party SEES was dead, so we all went our seperate ways.



I decided to join the USWP, and quickly became involved in the Horde. It was fun messaging people. You would be surprised the kind of responses you get. I enjoyed meeting new people and learning how the party worked. Eventually, I was recommended for and became Chief of Staff for the USWP. I was really baptized with fire as a few party presidents threw curve-balls at the USWP Executive Board. The senior leadership returned and has maintained the USWP's dominance in Congressional elections, with the last three months being focused on ATO. We have also been well represented in the Whitehouse for many months, and will continue to do so. I was able to become a two-time President and I think we all enjoyed wiping Spain as one of my campaign promises. I've done just about everything.


USWP PP x2
Secretary of State x2
Country President x2
Secretary of Defense x2
SEES VP for four months.
Secretary of Defense, deputy
Eastern Europe Director, US State Dept
Secretary of State, deputy
Special Forces, XO
Embassador to Turkey
Embassador to Hungary
Embassador to Ireland
USWP Chief of Staff
USWP Communications Director
Major in the eUS Cavalry
Congressman (x😎
Director of Arm America






If you are reading this, then you are playing this awesome game right along with the rest of us, probably sometimes shaking your head. More especially now, people are asking what 4FUN means and what is going to happen next. I'm not here to tell you what is going to happen. I am not sure how it will all play out, but it should be fun.



I'm here to throw my hat in the ring and officially declare for PotUS. I ask for your vote on the 5th of September, and I propose my platform for your consideration.

1. 4FUN gives us some MPP's that we would rather not have. I'm going to shed them again by NE'ing Canada as my first order of business. If you are truly our ally, you will understand our need to get rid of a couple un-wanted MPPs. I have already spoken to multiple former Country Presidents in Canada, and they are fine with our occupation, as long as it is for a short time. In addition, BEST AMERICA will be more secure, united under one banner. We will keep it safe until all threats have been neutralized.

2. We will release Indonesia and all our holdings in Europe, and focus on holding BEST AMERICA. I expect a lot of complaints when we are no longer at 100/100 resources. We've been living high on the hog for about a year now. It's been great, and please don't be sad Vanek26. It's not like we cannot look for resources elsewhere. Maybe we'll stop by and say hi to Japan.

3. I will formally ask Congress to ratify CTRL and we will again be in an alliance. I would like to formally invite China to be the fifth permanent member of CTRL. I will reach out to the allies that this will affect. The best I can do is set our allies up for peaceful resolutions to their conficts. If they choose to continue fighting for absolutely no reason, then so be it. Enjoy your endless, meaningless wars. we'll be doing something else.

4. We will work with Spain and Poland to free Pakistan from Iran. I will consult with China to ensure that they understand our interest and involvement in their back yard. We once used #JOINT to bring down London. It will be nice to use it for good this time. I invite all Dioists to join for coordination purposes. We will coordinate with the Pakistani Military and Government. I have also reached out to MU's, fighters, and commanders from all Dioists nations and they stand ready to fight. If we have not yet spoken, please join #JOINT so you can get in on the fun. It should be quite fun and give everyone something different to do for a while.

5. I will ask Congress to open Citizenship and ensure that any legitimate person is approved as soon as possible, like real-time soon as possible. I've been told that our delays are costing money for our allies' commune holders. I invite all friendly nations commune holders to be received into the United States. These include, but are not limited to, France, Germany, Spain, Croatia, Russia, Ireland, and others. Once I get the go-ahead from Congress, you will need to just provide screen-shots to be eligible. It's something we've been doing for many months. We had to halt for a minute, so that we did not become an EDEN or ONE colony. If that was your plan, F*** YOU. As party president of the USWP the past two months, we openly focused on Anti-TakeOver (ATO) rather than number of congressional seats. It's a shame that some parties still run people that do not have the US's interests at heart. I will do everything I can to encourage all parties to only run loyal Americans. I know as PP I received enough messages from people interested.

6. EDEN has interfered in our affairs overty and covertly. We left EDEN on March 31, 2010 because we did not wish to fight in the same endless battles forever and ever. It is almost two and a half years later and we still ponder the same. I am here to say no, definitively, to any involvement in the Balkan region. We will, however, support transplanting our friends Croatia back into Mexico after we are satisfied with BEST AMERICA. It may sound absurd, but croatia has been a loyal allies over the last couple years. It's not their fault they are stuck in an acidic region that cannot know peace. Last time we spoke, Croatia said that the EDEN HQ was too dysfunctional to accomplish this goal. Maybe you'd be willing to pull together for this op. It's worth a shot. What else you doing? Oh, yes, probably NGP or blah, blah, blah, or blah, blah, blah. Just give me a shout and we make it happen.

7. A committee will be formed on day one to decide if all Executive decision-making should be turned over to the Triumvirate. If found in the negative, the Triumvirate will still be consulted on all Pakistani matters. If found in the positive, then I will give the Triumvirate control and take a back-seat. For information on the Triumvirate, please send a PM to LexLuthor1. He is to be the point man for all the Triumvirate's affairs. 😉



I am going to ask congress for a lot of faith during my presidency. We all want what is best for the eUSA. I think these steps will ensure a long and lasting future for the eUSA. There are more surprises in store for you when the month really gets in full swing, but we'll talk about that later.

Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true.

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Regards,


TheAssMan
Citizen, eUSA
Signature courtesy of PieGuy.