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G'day lads!

Day 3,604, 09:17 • Published in United Kingdom Latvia

• by KristapsM9

Sveicināts nejaušais lasītāj!

Tā nu sanācis, ka sen nekas nav uzrakstīts! 😁
Un kas varētu būt labāks atgriešanās raksts, kā mūsu nākamo koloniju analīze!

Anglija - mūsu nākamās mājas!

Nacionālais ēdiens:

Haggis jeb Hagese
Ja jau nesākt raut uz korķa, tad apskatīsim sastāvdaļas - samaltas aitas aknas, plaušas un sirds, kas pildītas aitas kuņģi. Wikipēdijā nav ziņu vai tas tiek termiski apstrādāts..

Izcila liecības par britu draņķīgo virtuvi.. x.x
Līdz ar to varam secināt, ka mūsu kartupelis šiem garšos kā torte! 😃

Nacionālais sports:

Futbols jeb angliski Soccer.

Spēle, kurā ir 2 komandas, kuras cenšas pēc iespējas ticamāk notēlot pārkāpumu. Uzvar tas, kurš 69cm ielu bumbu iesit 721cm garos un 244 cm augstos vārtos.

Izcilāko momentu izlase:

Nacionālā īpatnība:

Royals:
Anglijā joporjām ir Monarhija. Lai cik dīvaini arī nebūtu.
Briti kā trakāki seko līdzi viesim karaliskajiem notikumiem.
Cilvēki seko līdzi katram karaliskā para solim.
Lai gan Monarhija anglijā ir tikai nosaukums, jo karaliskais pāris neko nedara un tam nav aboslūti nekādas varas, tā tiek plaši atbalstīta visās UK nomalēs.

Varētu teikt - realitātes šovs! 😁

Nacionālais dzīvnieks:

Aitas! Daudz un daudz aitas!!! Visur! Visur aitas! Vienas vienīgas aitas!
Maz informācijas ko viņi ar tām dara..

Pagaidām viss! 😁

Comments

KristapsM9 Day 3,604, 09:18

\o/

Daddy Underpants Day 3,604, 09:21

Can't be bothered with Google translate, can any Russians translate what this says?

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,604, 10:00

He is just saying thank you for the article in the Latvian media and is a little bit disappointed that besides Riga, his home town of Daugavpils wasn't mentioned. Or how is it written properly - Даугавпилс

Daddy Underpants Day 3,604, 11:16

Checks google for Daugavpilis...
"It is the second largest city in the country"
"Daugavpils is a major railway junction and industrial centre"
"Population: 94,196"

This is a typo, right? More like Dumpilis. It's like all the jokes I said about Latvia appear to be unintentionally true...

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,604, 12:29

The railway station is kinda meh, but a good thing is that you can catch a train to Minsk, which is a much nicer city.

JankaSirmais Day 3,604, 09:22

Patiesi 😛lato:

The Baron Samedi Day 3,604, 09:35

Google Translate says it might be russian, but doesnt translate it well.

Anyone?

WayneKerr Day 3,604, 10:14

ENGLISH MOTHER F*CKER... Do you speak it?

Mr.Matis Day 3,604, 10:19

Kas ir,esi tāds cirvis,ka pat nemāki tulkotāju izmantot? Lūk Lieldickānijas izglītības galaprodukts....

Michael Ludgate Day 3,604, 10:20

Actually I hate football, haggis (probably) and sheep are only for eating, so feel left out of the abuse. Plus you totally got the flag correct, Latvia as a member of the comonwealth 😃

We'll just say you want to be in the commonwealth, and that'll mean you have a US missile base installed due to our special relationship. Before the sun goes down tanks will be rolling out of Russia.

Considering rl, I wonder why so many countries are friendly with eUSA other than eUK

draivis Day 3,604, 10:59

Man ir ļoti lielas problēmas ar angļu valodu, paldies Kristam!!! Rakst bija ļoti informatīvs!

p.s.

تحية لجميع أصدقائي الإنجليزية!

Sambo223 Day 3,604, 11:20

G'day isn't a word, unless you're from the convict state of Oz.

D u k e A r i o c h Day 3,604, 21:04

I was just gonna say that, "G'day" is an aussie expression, not british wtf

TimmyTango Day 3,605, 06:24

fail of a meme on the Latvian side

Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath Day 3,604, 11:28

your currency is potatoes and aids

dougal4chaos Day 3,604, 13:02

" G'day lads! " is australia getting attacked ?

Daddy Underpants Day 3,604, 14:09

Yeah, " 'ello gov'na " is the one attributed to Brits.

If these guys don't know the stereotypes, how can they hope to compete with us, smh

Mad Pauly Day 3,604, 15:31

Yeah... doesn't really work. See, we Brits are kinda used to shitposting, but since it appears to be in some foreign tongue that not even Google understands, expecting the British to comprehend this article is pointless. Most of us are bilingual, but the two languages tend to be English and Bad English.

TL😉R foreign/10 needs more cats

Rob the Bruce Day 3,604, 15:40

I think there's some criticism of the food, something about how bad football is, something about the royals being rubbish and then something about wales (allusions to sheep sex). Maybe.

Would've been far more meta to criticise our lack of decent foreign language teaching, but you're just not that cool I suppose.

D u k e A r i o c h Day 3,604, 21:06

"G'day" is an aussie expression, not british

also, wouldve made more sense doing a troll article in the language of the ppl its directed at so they could actually read it. but i guess tht would make too much sense.

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