Funny sexy times on IRC..Marriage craze

Day 925, 14:56 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Citizen woods

k the irish IRC channel expericed a shower of love making, tender love proposal not so tender love proposal, marriages, vendettaes, there was many a fight for a far ladies hand(that women being Fionna braveheart, well down by the way.)


Well lets just get this straight, there was alot of killing and love making, and fighting over serval citizens on the IRC channel last night,.,.
this orgy of weddings started with the apperances of OJ and Niall, who quicly disappeared into a private room to have some fun, like any good reporter i followed and watched and even engaged a little bit and those two boys are dirty like you dont know..

after this show of love and affection(and pletny of skin) many of the other occupant so the irish IRC took the fancy to be wed..
the main focus point of this voilence was Fionna braveheart, which at one stage was sought after by EVERYBODY..
the main contenders were Cpl useless, Kolshire fionna's slave owner..and Talfryn,

this fight insued for many hours, finally Cpl useless free'd fionna from the evil slave owner Kolshire and won her affection, unfornatley the crafty Talfryn, jeoulous of Cpl useless and hungaring after Fionna, Ingaged Cpl useless in single battle,
The battle was truly a horrific sight, with Cpl useless the hero of our story emerging blood soaked and weary to the arms of Fionna...

Soon after i joined both of them in holy martimony, and they lived happily ever after..
(except Talfryn really doesn't now win to quit and declared his undying love and affections for Fionna.)

"Fionna-Braveheart i know prounce you marreid to CPL you may kiss, shag, feck and do anything else you want with each other.."

like i said they wrote it themself,, those crazy kids..


Finally the main even was yet to come the long waited marriage of Naill the long legged
and Orange juiceman the juciest of all men..

Once again i conducted the cermony which was if anything even more beutiful as , wasnt there to interput the cermony,

the marrige concluded with a beutiful swapping of rings, a tender kiss, and some god old fashion romping on the altar..
WHICH I CAUGHT ON VIDEO...HAAH

so other event..
I married octivus dryst, it didnt work out,
i had a fling with paddy maguire, it's complicated..
and me and Talfryn had alot of sexaul tentions that i really want to explore..

for those of you wish to marry please contact me, in game..
or go to are offical IRC site
#eirishchapel

wishing you kids a fun filled night
father woods
god bless