Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 7]

Day 2,321, 15:35 • Published in USA USA • by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests".
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But before starting the actual topic, have a look at this one...




Immigration Office of the United States of America
jetonsherifi12333, Citizen of Albania
"Hi President can you accept mee 🙂 please tell mee "
Congressman: It's Congressmen granting citizenship requests not the President. Rejected.

Scotty Sanders, Citizen of Hungary
"Why am I a citizen of hungary? Im in north America, would like to be a Canadian citizen. looking for English speaking people to help me with this game I currently do not have that with the group I am with."
Congressman: I can't tell you why you're a citizen of Hungary. But I can tell you that this is the Immigration Office of the United States. For some time you won't be able to request Canadian cs as we just wiped the whole country.

pkoky2, Citizen of South Korea
".................................................................................. "
Congressman: I just love those. So easy to answer: Rejected.

Batmanicus VII, Citizen of Indonesia
"I believe I will be an valuable asset to your country. Sincerely Batmanicus VII "
Congressman: Sure you are. With amazingly 357 Strength, totally.

Fenix94, Citizen of Serbia
"Please accept my citizenship, good warrior here! o7 "
Congressman: Hello Fenix94, also you're Serbian, a big enemy of the eUSA.

ZeroBase, Citizen of South Korea
"대한민국의 국민으로써 대한민국의 시민권을 받아야 하는게 마땅하다고 생각합니다!! 어서 대만을 물리치고 조국의 땅을 되찾아봅시다!! "
Congressman: Hello ZeroBase, this is the Immigration Office of the United States of America. I don't know what's written there, so why should I be granting citizenship to you?


Immigration Office of China
Erosmessias, Citizen of Brazil
"Hello. I am brazilian. I don't have nacionality! "
Congressman: Hi Erosmessias, I thought you were Brazilian? Now you don't have any nationality? Awkward.


Immigration Office of Spain
Vojvoda14, Citizen of Serbia
"Please accept, I need it. I'll kiss your feet, you'll be my masters, just click accept. Thank you! "
Congressman: Dirty bitch. I've got hairy feet. You really wanna kiss them? You Serbs are just disgusting.


Immigration Office of Italy
Alex Fig, Citizen of Germany
"Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not?Because why not? "
Congressman: Rejected, because you're a douchebag.


Immigration Office of South Africa
P S Y, Citizen of Turkey
"Please accept my application for citizenship, need to do anything to be accepted? "
Congressman: Run to the closest airport and I'll think about it.




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