Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 5]

Day 2,295, 06:02 • Published in USA USA • by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests". Greetings to stephen s who got me one of those Funny Citizenship Requests.
Listen to some good background music!




A nice quote I want to share!
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde




But before starting the actual topic, have a look at this one...





Immigration Office of the United States of America
kebtiz, Citizen of Indonesia
"Came back after a long break and no idea how I ended up a citizen of Indonesia"
Congressman: Well, you applied for eIndonesian citizenship and it got approved. Take another break, bro. Rejected.

Nalanapara, Citizen of Mexico
"I need a country that does not rent or lease as does eMexico, a country with honor and glory"
Congressman: Citizenship request denied. You do realize that the United States rents FROM Mexico, right?

Fede Sotomonte, Citizen of Columbia
"Hi, I'm not afraid to go to the battle and i can spend a lot of money in starter packs and energy bars, also i've been looking for a good place to work and live"
Congressman: Well, it would be really strange if you were scared to click the fight button. Furthermore you can just once buy the Starter Pack. You should find another place.


Immigration Office of Serbia
Dr Grape, Citizen of Germany
"Please may I apply for citizenship here as I am on the run from a german gimp in latex trying to force slices of toast into my mouth... please.... つ ◕_◕ ༽つ I give great hugs..."
Congressman: Would you feel better with some peanut butter? It's more slushy. Won't hurt a lot.


Immigration Office of Greece
Magic Nadie, Citizen of Spain
"Because meow. It is necessary meow. Cats are likely to be cats."
Congressman: We don't like cats in Greece, meow. So what happens now, meow? Rejected, meow.


Immigration Office of Bulgaria
mksan, Citizen of Lithuania
"I want to Bulgarian citizenship because i stay in Bulgaria"
Congressman: Well, I've got $1 USD in my pocket. That's no reason for others to make me a billionaire.


Immigration Office of Russia
KimJinUk, Citizen of South Korea
"별다른 이유없이 한국인이니까용 한국인이니까용 한국인이니까용 한국인이니까용 한국인이니까용 한국인이니까용 한국인이니까용"
Congressman: Hi, this is a beautiful comic. I am not sure what you're up to. Btw, this is the Russian Immigration Office. Speak Russian or English.


Immigration Office of Israel
Maz114, Citizen of Canada
"cs request. thanks. cs request. thanks. cs request. thanks. cs request. thanks. cs request. thanks."
Congressman: Denied. You're welcome.


Immigration Office of Sweden
grindermash, Citizen of USA
"Hi Congress, please accept my application as I am working for IKEA......... I wanna go to IKEA roots....... Thanks a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Congressman: Can you proof it? Well, anyway. Rejected though. Sorry.


Immigration Office of Ireland
orangejuicemmm, Citizen of United Kingdom
"his message will be displayed to the members of Congress, who will be able to accept or deny your citizenship request. Once you apply for citizenship you cannot cancel it.You must wait for a congressman to accept it or for the application to expire."
Congressman: Good message, we've got lots of them already. But if you really want to apply for another citizenship you should give those Congressmen some reasons for accepting it. As you didn't, your request will be denied.






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