Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 4]

Day 2,289, 03:09 Published in USA USA by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests".
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A nice quote I want to share!
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."
Albert Einstein




But before starting the actual topic, have a look at this one...





Immigration Office of the United States of America
Lucas Silveirinha Ribeiro, Citizen of Spain
"Please , I love America ,everybody loves America , so let everyone turn into Americans."
Congressman: If there are just Americans left, there wouldn't be any sense of playing that game anymore. Thank you for your application. Denied.

FlasHSunrize, Citizen of Romania
"Please apply me for changing my citizenship from Romania to SUA because i did 715k dmg in battle for SUA and i want that medals . Thank you . 🙂"
Congressman: I believe there are thousands of people who did so much damage. But we're not immigrating the whole eRepublik community to eUSA. Btw, there are no medals you can't also earn in Romania.


Immigration Office of Serbia
Dritan Subashi, Citizen of Albania
"Hello I wold like to be a citizen in e USA because im new player and wold like to come there , and i have a lot of frends there tha wold help me ."
Congressman: Hello citizen, you just applied for Serbian citizenship. If you want to apply for US citizenship, you need to move to that country.

SaJrUs, Citizen of Indonesia
"........................................................................................................................................................................................................................"
Congressman: I know, you're not interested in politics, it's just for bonuses. You never fought against Serbia and you're RL Serbian. Go to hell. Denied.


Immigration Office of Greece
SasPes, Citizen of FYROM
"Please type in a short description of why you are applying for citizenship "
Congressman: Please type in a short description of why his citizenship request got DENIED.


Immigration Office of Republic of China (Taiwan)
ohohme922, Citizen of South Korea
"Hi Turkey! I want go your country! If I success , I will give 5gold P.s. I can speak english very little.... sorry.."
Congressman: There are other things, you can do really little. An example? There is a huge difference between Turkey and the country you applied for.


Immigration Office of Slovenia
marnharvey, Citizen of Philippines
"Want to fight for you against slovenia, help germany become great"
Congressman: marnharvey, you just applied for Slovenian citizenship, but you want to fight against us? That's really strange, man. Good luck anyway.


Immigration Office of the United Kingdom
The Red Devils GGMU, Citizen of Canada
"United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom"
Congressman: Do you really believe by writing UK lots of times, you'll have better chances getting approved by Congressmen? You're wrong.


Immigration Office of South Africa
Vollkornbrot, Citizen of Germany
"Since my uncle used to work in South Africa for a long time, and always told nice stories about the country and the people, I'd like to stay here for a few months and see if he told the truth 🙂"
Congressman: Dear Vollkornbrot, as this is just a game, there won't be any proof for you about the RL situation in South Africa. Remember, it's a game. Denied.

Kalif Batan, Citizen of Germany
"I am the one and only, the great Kalif. I own all countries on this earth, i am the leader of all righteous and brave people. Let me in right now, and i will not destroy all of you!"
Congressman: You what? Haha. You just earned yourself a spot at ubuntu21's series of Funny Citizenship Requests.






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