Funniest PM I've ever received
The Libertine
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"TWO DAYS AGO I SEND A MESSAGE TO ALEKSANDER AUTORITAS THAT'S ONLY A JOKE BUT HE HAS DONATE ME WEAPONS FOOD AND MONEY AND PROMISE ME TO MAKE ME CONGRESSMAN IF I BECAME TRAITOR :
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m518/Avutardo/PRIVATE_MESSAGE.jpg
I TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A CANDIDATE FOR POTUS AND I EXPECT PPL MORE SKILLED FOR THAT. USA IS ENEMY OF MY COUNTRY BUT THAT'S SO EASY... DON'T BE FUNNY.
THANKS FOR HANTEBRASO. GOOD LUCK!!!"
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The picture enclosed is this:
Putting aside the fact that it's most poorly done photoshopped message of all time, some of the phrases use in it are priceless.
"YOU UNDERSTAND ME? ... I BRING YOU A LOT OF MAD SPANIARDS FOR ATTACK A LOT. ATTACK A LOT, GUY. YOU UNDERSTAND? ATTACK A LOT."
UNDERSTOOD!
"THE SAFEWORD..."
Yes, there is a safe word.
"MARQUIS WERE A GROUP OF MAD SPANIARDS WHO TAKE THE BASTILLA IN FRENCH REVOLUTION WITHOUT GUNS ONLY WEARING A LONG HAT. SCIENTIST SAY THAT THIS IS THE CREATION OF LONG CAT."
First off, that must be a very long hat to be able to cover all those mad Spaniards. Second, long cat.
"POPE BENEDICT XIIV ALSO KNOWN AS "THE MAD MATEMATICIAN" SAID THAT THEY WERE GAYS ... BUT POPE BENEDICT XIIV WAS A FAGGOT OR A MAGGOT."
That mathematician non sequitur just made my week, nay, month.
A^2's response is littered with horrible grammatical errors, of the remedial spaniardian variety, so there is no doubt in my mind that he didn't write it.
Even if he did, I don't care. This was the funniest PM I've ever received.
Best,
CRoybertine
Comments
lol
IF IT IS A PICTURE IT MUST BE TRUE \o/
Votado
LOL! If you understand Spanish it is really funny!!!
The best parts are the translations! O.J.E.T.E. = a**hole.
And the details do not mean pro-American Burger-Lovers... LOL...
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~hyuu~
Long live the photoshop!
isversk?
I DO NOT WRITE HORRIBLE, GUY, DO NOT I. WORREST FORREST, WATHEVER ONLINE. I WRITE IN FUTURE ENGLISH. ENGLISH OF THE FUTURE, LIKE QUASARS AND FREEZED HEADS.
En cualquier caso, me alegro de que haya disfrutado del mp. Mientras dure la invasión, habrá cosas peores : D
Lol
xd
Trololololololo
jeje...
I enjoyed it.
voted for hilarity
How do you get all your inventory to show up on the side of the screen like that?
everything's clear now. the safeword is long cat.
Rolo: eRepublik Advanced, just google it
LIKE QUASARS AND FREEZED HEADS!!!
oh wow
lmao, there spelling is shit
Josh Whitehea😛 their spelling- *THEIR* spelling is shit.
eRep Advanced Rolo
Wow, just wow.
"The safeword"
I didn't know you were so kinky.
hahaha
It all makes sense now, my eyes are finally clear!
VOTED
DON'T BE FUNNY.
HELLO SIR AND OR MADAM
I AM PRINCE HAKSMI ROLITEE VERICOOTS ANTONIO JACKSON THE THIRD. I AM PRINCE FROM PROUD REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. THIS GAME REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE OUR GREAT NATION, AND AS SUCH, I HAVE BEEN AUTHORIZED TO TRANSFER YOU A SUM OF 50,000,000 NIGERBUCKS ($2,000,000) TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS WELL AS PERSONAL FUNDING IN ALL ENDEAVORS FOR NO LESS THAN ONE YEAR.
TO DO THIS HOWEVER I WILL NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BANK INFORMATION, ROUTING NUMBERS AS WELL AS A BOX OF YOUR SIGNED LETTERHEADS SO THAT THE GREAT NATION OF NIGERIA CAN EXPEDITE THIS TRANSACTION IN A MANNER THAT IS BEFITTING A GREAT MAN SUCH AS YOURSELF.
I WILL AWAIT YOUR CORRESPONDENCE ATOP MY ROYAL JAGUAR,
PRINCE HAKSMI "BIG SCHMI-SCHMI" ROLITEE VERICOOTS ANTONIO JACKSON III
Nigerian Prince scam! Blank beat me to it by minutes!
@Blank
Best one I've seen is "Hello Deer Sir or Madmam, I am a member of the Kongo royla paryt" and going on in a similar fashion. Or one from a Lottery that claimed a customer had won a million euros in a south korean lottery.
xD
LOL
¡Que grande eres!
The Bustard strikes again!
LOL!
gotta love those non sequiturs xD
that's awesome. BK, I want a Royal Jaguar too!
Pics or it did happen.
Also, Avutardo, you are my new favorite troll. My previous favorite troll has started taking himself way too seriously. 😉
Avutardo ,que jrande eres!!!
I got it too.
It was said. I told AA, if he ever sent supplies, to at least make sure tht person spoke well in AT LEAST 1 language.
Corasón, hablo perfestamente un cojón y medio d'argós.
Que vuecencia no esté imbuida por la dorada llama de la cognosciencia lingüistica, no indica en absoluto mi desconocimiento de los regalos de Babel, sino, en todo caso, el de vuesa merced.
¿Tanterao?
Cla que sin Avtardo, corasón. si non tiee ni sorra jidea de lo que largas que vayal cole endenuevo.
Amos a inisiar una rekonquista troll que se van cagar la patabajo y too