Fungasms: Why America is falling short
Nathan Woods
Are the United States too serious?
I think so.
Remember at the beginning of Operation: French Toast?
We were kicking French pansy asses. Why you ask?
Fungasms.
The United States has recently gone down in a giant 75% slope of fungasms recently.
Why you ask again?
First, may I ask you, why do you ask stupid questions?
Second, it's because we are much, much, much too serious.
Granted, there is a line where you must be serious, but we have passed the giant wall in front of that line, approximately seventy miles north of the Canadian border. There comes a time, when we must be serious to accomplish things, but really...why so serious?
There can be a happy medium, with nobody yelling at you to get off their lawn! Yes, that's right. There is still hope for our proud nation.
First off, the Department of Fun, (DoF), should be called from here and the (DoF), or the Department of Fungasms. I know this may seem radical now, but believe me it can, and will work, as long as we start NOW.
Second, more people should join forums, as well as our IRC.
Last, the use of fungasms most be used often. Our rate of 1 fungasm/person/month is not good enough! We must step up efforts to save this once fungasmed nation!
Thank you for your time America. Hopefully this tragic problem will soon be heard, and fixed as soon as possible.
- Nathan Woods
DISCLAIMER: The Patriot Today is in no way responsible for any deaths or injuries by cause of fungasm.
Comments
I agree. it's a game...
Agree too
100% agree with the fungasm plan. Maybe being Michael Lewis or Peter Green's Vice-President would give a much needed boost in fungasms around the country. I know it sounds crazy and radical but it would be a "fun" ride.
I had a fungasm while reading this. Nathan sure knows how to get my fungasms going
I have fungasms every day.
Past few days I've been trolling Michael Lewis into thinking I wanted to be his veep..GOD it was fun.
Searching...
Searching...
Searching...
Captain Kirk! We found a target!
NEWSFLASH Nave named it the Department of Fun, and I'm not taking the title off (or adding to it) until I find logic better than his.
Supah: Fungasm is a fun word, hence more fun.
Beat that.
You have an eagle on your avatar.
Check out Detective Gates... No one noticed but you...
I never noticed.
I might hire you Gates.
Damn it I Gates I was just about to apply for the Captain Obvious spot! Also btw we're playing eRepublik
Woah. Dobo may have you beat Gates.
I'll decide Captain Obvious tomorrow.
Which is the day after today.
woooooot
I like to fungasm at least once a day.
I just sprayed my fungasm juice all over my computer.
Now you've gone and made it dirty...
Yes, fungasm is a fun word... but let's hold on a second.
Fungasm is a FUN word, not the other way around.
And Department of Fun just sounds better.
I strive to live a FunGASMIC life. Practice funification as much as possible. I find the eUSA unFUNking believable.
Fungasmic is very nice 😃
Haha you guys are talking about Fungasms. And what is the word for giving a fungasm?
A vote /not/ for Michael is a vote for Lewisism!
May the fungasms continue. 🙂
Actually you have two Eagles on your Avatar.
Detective Gates on the case.
ahh good to see people spreading the fungams around 😃
Eagle is a noun
This is a Article!
wait....am I rite?
Fungastic! Fungasmic! I laughed, I cried, I needed a towel...
Voted!
Why...so...Serious??
I WILL THROW A RADISH AT YOU!
Hey Brie nice avatar. We can get together and I'll make sure you have a couple of fungasms 😃
Hehe. smallwins said FUNk. That's the key to more fungasms....MORE FUNK! Bring in the funk, bring in the fungasms!
One word and one word only that will supply at least a single fungasm.
Fudge.
ive fungasmed almost daily since i was 13. wait.. what are we talking about?
Fudge. I can't believe it.
As we say
"A fungasm a day keeps the Frenchies away"
lol good one
I try to maintain a Fungasmic state of mind. EUSA needs a Department of Fungasmology.
god so many........fungasm it's like a Fungy.